If you could arm a security bollard

[Gary Prentice]

Chucks probably now on some watch list.

[Rough Hewn]

Chuck, look up dr nobel and Schneider clay.
And stay away from the chemistry set.
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[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

Chucks probably now on some watch list.

Yep, his front door will be half way up the hallway by 6am tomorrow.

[Gary Prentice]

I thought 4AM was the preferred time for visitors with the big red key?

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, Gary Prentice said:

I thought 4AM was the preferred time for visitors with the big red key?

It is normally, but the old bill will bash two wrong doors in before they get the right address. All takes time ya know.

[felixthelogchopper]

2 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

It is normally, but the old bill will bash two wrong doors in before they get the right address. All takes time ya know.

Only one thing worse than having your front door smashed in and that's having your back one done.

[eggsarascal]

8 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Only one thing worse than having your front door smashed in and that's having your back one done.

I'll take your word for it, Al.

[felixthelogchopper]

1 minute ago, eggsarascal said:

I'll take your word for it, Al.

Joe Newton told me.

[Joe Newton]

5 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Joe Newton told me.

I now operate a "door always open" policy...

[chuck norris]

6 hours ago, Rough Hewn said:

Chuck,
there are many better chemicals for this idea.
Nitroglycerin is stupendously unstable.
Also the technique you describe has some very unpleasant side effects.
Also under current anti terrorist legislation, you're looking at serious time in prison.
It is a tempting thought though...
Anyone on here ex army?
Are thunder flashes legal to own?

It was a joke. But in retrospect, posting that probably got me on a watch list, since GCHQ is only a couple miles from my house .

 

Also you really think just any bobby can arrest chuck norris?

 

 

Edited March 23, 2018 by chuck norris