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You are in danger of having your testicles removed by any woman reading this, especially my wife!

Apart from the fact that we really need a gentle rain for the gardens and crops, I agree that it has been a wonderful time if you can manage to be outdoors in the sunshine. However I remember the weather at both my parent's funerals, they each died on May 18th, one in 2007 and one in 2016 and on each occasion it was horrendous rain and wind and the whole month had been pretty miserable. I just wonder how people's attitude to lockdown would have changed faced with a month of that kind of weather.

What about her music?!!

Now this woman is a true professional

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Here in Lincolnshire we seem to be spaghetti junction for a lot of the main air routes from the continent to America and the skies are full of contrails normally. But now together with the silence and the birdsong coming on strong, it is amazing how clean the air is and how far we can see now. We were very surprised how quickly all that happened. Yes there is the benefit of not having to pick up Macdonalds crap on the side of the road, but it seems to have been replaced by rubber gloves that people chuck out. I do not like picking them up as you do not know where they have been!

There were an estimated 58,100 excess winter deaths in England and Wales in 2017/18 - the highest recorded since winter 1975/76, figures from the Office for National Statistics show. The number of excess winter deaths observed in 2017/18 was higher than all years since the 1975/76 winter period, when there were 58,100 extra deaths. The last peak was in 2014/15, when there were 43,850 excess deaths - which was the worst figure since the millennium. I do not remember any hysteria or even anything in the press about this. 58,100 deaths in 2017 seems a lot more than the 35,000 thousand we have from Covid. In uk we have about 650,000 deaths a year from all causes. It will be interesting to see how much this figure changes by the end of the year. Was the virus just hastening the demise of people who were near the end. I suspect herd immunity is the hard answer. There must be a reason why some people catch it and hardly know they have it. Perhaps a contaminated door handle which is very dangerous for a short time can act like a vaccine after many hours as the virus dies and gives a light dose of the virus which can allow the immune system to cope with it

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You would think that you would take your right glove off and leave it somewhere so that you can flip the fiddly start switch on your chainsaw, or operate the safety lock on most power tools or push the buttons on your phone. I do not buy the "scrabbling around with my left hand" because you are mostly steadying the bit of wood with your left hand so why would you need to take your glove off?

No, I am not willing to have an arrangement with anyone's socks!

Damn! I thought we might have come to a convenient arrangement!

So I am totally left handed. I admit my lifetime weakness of putting things down and then spending half a day looking for them. I am beyond redemption in that respect. So I end up buying things like gloves and little screwdrivers and hammers in tens from Amazon You would think that there would be just one left hand glove kicking around Somewhere there must be a mountain of gloves, screwdrivers, hammers, Stanley knives.............

I also did not think it appropriate to Chuck the guitar into the audience, apart from the fact it might have hurt someone badly who might not be paying attention it was a rather negative symbolic act it would have been a proper tribute if he had gone up to Dhani afterwards and given him the guitar.

I thought Marc Mann played a beautiful tribute to George Harrison's song and whilst Prince indeed played a virtuoso solo it was not the time and place for an individual guitar wank, it was supposed to be about George and not about Prince.

Looks wonderful Khriss, but again look at the postage which is only inside the United States in this case, so unless you have a friend going over there or have a word with Jones to see if they can put it in with a shipment of their other stuff, then the postage will probably be more than the item

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Me too! Surprised to hear they are unavailable now

Lincolnshire language should be compulsory at schools!

Good one for Lockdown! Q

Another surprising thing going back to Gt Grandfather who was born in 1852 was a letter written to him by the old shepherd before he went off the South Africa in 1875. You might think that a shepherd at that time, who basically spent much of his life living in shepherd's hut would be illiterate but the letter was in the most beautiful handwriting and heartfelt and very moving. I think that those Victorian village schools with the strict Victorian school maam were excellent at educating all the children of the village. Of course backed up by the discipline of the Church at that time. My handwriting along with most of my post war generation is appalling, most pre-war handwriting is beautiful.

I suspect that my GT Grandfather, who sadly died in 1940 long before I was born, would have said something along the lines of the Monty Python 4 Yorkshiremen skit, "You think you had it tough, well let me tell you when I were a lad....." My father certainly had a brute teaching him when he was about eight. The headmaster was called Barber and when Mrs Barber had been giving him a hard time he used to come into the classroom with a face like thunder. Father always recalled the time when he came in like that and his eyes went around the room until they alighted on a boy called West. "Ah West, you haven't had a beating for a week, out here boy!" Father met West several times over their lives at Weddings and funerals and they always talked about the brute Barber. When Mrs Barber died the whole school was made to file past her open coffin. Apparently all the parents thought he was great.