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I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars! [ame] [/ame]

A lot of these are the equivalent of cutting off the branch you are sitting on. [ame] [/ame]

Pick a good auctioneer, advertise it well, pick a good day and watch people bid mad prices.

Looks a bit big for a swan.

I let some grassland to some young brothers who work all hours and do a great job with their sheep. Here in the East Midlands we feel a lot less remote than a lot of sheep areas but last year the boys were horrified to find that someone had been into the field at night ( I live 300 yards away) and all there was to show was the fleece, skin and entrails with a couple of foetuses. Anyone who knows about sheep will appreciate the difficulty of performing an operation like this at night and the fact that the meat will not be worth eating due to age and stress. They walk amongst us.

Toe caps will not help you if Forest2furniture puts up one of these! [ame] [/ame]

Always preferred Ugly Kid Joe's version but very similar [ame] [/ame]

There is a lot of healing power in all these good wishes and I hope you can draw on it to make a swift recovery.

The YouTube section on log splitters has many car wheel driven cone splitters which look unsafe but to see the French guy stepping over the pro shaft gave me a bad feeling in my stomach! The links above show some dingbats. They walk amongst us!

The LogRite looks useful, I was just wondering if I could adapt my Arbtrolley to do something similar as I already have a pair of Stihl tongs. Here is a video of a hydraulic wedge in action [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQG9GQckqiQ[/ame]

Not so much now as they tend to become caught up in the long dresses!

There is a level of lawlessness around where plod are not really interested. We have had timber nicked all over the farm, even rotten pine logs which have been put across field gateways to stop people driving all over the place to test their 4x4s or go lamping. Someone picking our daffodils told me to naff off as he was picking them for his sick wife in hospital. I was looking forward to harvesting our crop of Early Windsor Apples last Autumn and there were six trees with about 50 gorgeous apples waiting to be picked in our garden. (behind a hedge!) I decided to leave them until my wife and I returned from a weekend break and every single one had gone. Our workshop was burgled and £6000 worth of tools was taken. Plod did come and half heartedly tried to find some fingerprints but the only advice was "Well you're insured aren't you?" The only good result was from a six ton flat roll I bought from a local dealer. I asked him to bring it round on his flatbed but in the end I had to tow it as his 6 ton capacity forklift would not lift it onto the lorry. I parked it in the field but when I went back to use it a month later it wasn't there! Looked a bit further and it was about 50 yards away in the hedge and there were a couple of twin wheel transit type wheelmarks running away from it. Obviously they had tried to load it onto an Ivor Williams type trailer and it had all become a bit too much for them. I should think the front wheels of the Transit came off the ground! (Wish I had a video of it!) The roll is 90% concrete anyway so not worth nicking for the metal. I found a glove under the roll and very cautiously shook it in case any fingers might drop out!

Must be interesting to move around at 17 tons and 11 mph. Does not say what weight it will lift with the grapple.

I milled some 7x1" Ash planks from similar logs nearly twenty years ago with my Lucas Mill. Planed them up and they still look good as a wooden suspended floor in an old garage I converted into a living room 18 feet x 24 feet. The floor is very hard wearing and does not show stiletto heel marks! I use straight logs for anything from repairs to one ton boxes to making 3"x 8" eight foot wide beams to go on the front of my grain pusher. This is much gentler than the steel equivalent on the floor of the grain store and on the walls when I misjudge my turns!

I need figures, I am a hopeless trivial information junkie. Weight of Tigercat, engine type, power and torque, drive, lifting capacity and why you chose it over other machines!

Thanks for the replies Treemover and Goaty. I am encouraged by your success rate Treemover and as I have the Vermeer sitting here and the Oaks sitting there, I will take a little more time and care. A bit earlier in the dormant season as Goaty says, but there is not much I can do about the tap root now. They are moved within the hour from one place to the other. I like the idea of putting the four spades in a year before lifting to give the tree half a chance to overcome the shock of the full move, but I worry about damaging all the good work with the second lift. I have some old 220 gallon grapefruit containers which I could set down by each tree and have a hose pipe with some 1/8" holes drilled in to trickle a good supply of water. I am prepared to put the extra effort in as they are stand alone parkland trees and I have selected the best looking from the plantation.

Apparently you cannot call a spade a spade if it is on a slope.

What is that machine Stephen (full spec please) and when was it built? I wouldn't argue with it!

I suspect the tap root as being the cause. Do you prune the trees back a bit to help in the first year?

Planted some oaks about ten years ago which have grown well and are about three inches diameter chest high. They are too close together and rather than thin by cutting them down, I thought I would transplant last January into some open parkland in good medium loam soil. Vermeer 44" planter seemed to do a good job but I appreciate that these were probably tap root oaks and might suffer accordingly. I thought that there was enough good rootball and that their new home was in a better piece of ground to make up the difference. They were well tethered with four posts and well watered throughout the dry spells. They came into leaf but really only half the leaf area that the original ones had. They struggled on through the year but now I see all four of the test trees have died. I moved a paper bark maple of the same size at the same time and it has never looked back. It was in the shade of another tree and now out in the open it has really done well. Are oaks of this size and root growth a hopeless candidate for transplanting because of the tap root, or should I have another go by putting the spade in a year before to sever the roots and let them bush out a bit before lifting the following year? Any more tips would be welcome as it seems such a waste to cut down these fine trees just to give their neighbours some air.

Release a few lions as the human population is also out of control

When I was young and vain I wore the old hard type contact lenses which on a couple of occasions gave me the same symptoms as Stubby. I suppose that I had worn them for too long, they had scratched the cornea as well as straining the eye. In the workshop I always thought that I was safe as I wore ordinary glasses when grinding metal however I soon learned that bits find their way past. I think I was told in the contact lens period that you can put your finger on your eyeball without pain, but it is the eyelid where all the nerves are, but I may be corrected on that one. Anyway you cannot feel the little missiles from a grinder when they hit your eye most of the time so I religiously wear goggles now. After sawing certain woods such as yew and elm you need to take extra care but today I just cut up a hedge thick with elder and ivy and my eyes are hurting. There is a lot of fine dust with ivy but it could be that either elder or ivy sawdust have something toxic in them. As for a relief I always carry a little Optrex dispenser but I like some of the other suggestions on this thread.

Dnepr 650 imported by Nevals of Hornsea and converted to LH side car. Ukrainians copied it from BMW left behind after the war, hence the horizontal twin, and made it from what seems to be recycled tank metal! The local bike shop had an old boy with a dry sense of humour. Took it for a brake test on the MOT came back and asked me "'Ow many 'osses is it" I said "It says it has 35 hp in the book" He says " Well I reckon about 30 of them are dead mate!" Numberplate probably worth more than the bike, Airedale centre of attention when parked in the high street and the whole outfit seems to be the complete antidote to road rage. For those of you who have not ridden a combination, first ride you will find (with a left hand sidecar) right hand bends "Interesting" in that you tend to understeer into the hedge, and left hand bends are more interesting as the side car becomes airborne very easily complete with panic stricken passenger!

Matbro has a good pick up hitch so I would not need a hydraulic leg just a skid under the drawbar. Would only need a stabiliser leg for the crane.

Bought one of these for £16.10 free post. Seems to work fine, clear plastic but no place to put tools. However I find I actually use it more often than the Stihl one as it is cheap to replace when I run over it or drop a tree on it! FUEL / OIL CAN FOR ALL CHAINSAW USERS - COMBI CONTAINER HOLDS OIL / 2 STROKE | eBay If some of these cans are costing £67 you can buy a lot of fuel/chains for the £50 difference!