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Good dadwork btw.
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Mid 2020s.
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Wedge your phone on the dash for a map, plug in some headphones for spotify and open the window for the breeze, you bourgeois pig.
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Leylandii hedge close to house - to remove or not to remove?
AHPP replied to cambadvice's question in Homeowners Tree Advice Forum
I first worked out that tree blokes are fannies when working for a developer at his country pile in Bedfordshire. I was doing a load of pruning from a cherry picker, full of thoughtfulness and botanical sympathy. He asked me about a conifer hedge and I pissled on about chippers fed by diggers with rotating grabs, loaders to anoint his flowerbeds with mulch and a stumpgrinder to blank his canvas beautifully. "Wouldn't it be easier to just f4ck them out with a JCB and bonfire them?" Now you mention it, yes. -
Abuse of statutory consumer rights aside, all this disposable shit does is waste your money and condemn some black kid off an Oxfam advert to wade around a nickel mine for another season.
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Doddle. My arms are like pipe cleaners. Worth throwlining above it or just grit your teeth, clench your back and and flip?
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Bliss. Give me one of those every day.
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Aye. It sounds like he has the time and inclination for that…
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What is your work? I'm sure you've mentioned something about it before but only that it isn't arb.
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Get the dog you want, attend to it how you want and the world either falls in line with you or gets ignored.
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Does your wife carry a taser when out with you, Svat? Not for her protection but to drag you away from an argument you’ve started with someone standing in a bus queue.
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IMG_4035.MOV @SussexHarry
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Gotcha. Sailor also currently being affectionate: Yes. I do have arbtalk’s worst carpet.
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Joking aside, Sailor usually gets tied up near the gear. On piddly work he might roam round if site suitable. On some stuff he actually helps. I can direct him to rip roots out etc. If left unattended, he’ll rip everything out. Shitting is inconvenient.
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Right hand drive?
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There’s an arb dogs thread on here btw.
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I’ve pretty much stopped going to work. Prefer hanging round with my dog.
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Apologist.
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Amen. My memory is dreadful. I've several times on several forums got to the bottom of some hilariously specific problem and then been thrilled to find the hilariously specific answer a few years later. I once tried private messaging myself to say thank you.
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The box in the footwell is exactly what I need to do for Sailor. Easier than having to lean over and pin him back when I brake. Or letting him chin himself on the dash. Or window.
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Barb Wire is better.
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That's a good idea.
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Joking aside, that sounds very reasonable.
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Massey Ferguson wagon? Go on, go on , go on...
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Yeah. That makes more sense. How are you moving it?
