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Do they snag on things? How long a rope?

IMG_3815.MOV Sailor being thick, Mecho being arsey.

What Doug says. If you act like a servant, your master will act accordingly. Work is a two way thing. You’re on an equal footing. Make them keep promises or bin them.

Back off, agitator. I know an ex Coca Cola man.

I had this over winter with pheasants. Sailor wouldn’t touch anything in the feather. Got it past him when I butchered it and he was still difficult with stuff with bones in. Supermarket chicken though, loves it. Deer in the skin, fine. Rabbits, fine.

Mee-choo confused by whole food. He’s used to kebabs and tins of Butcher’s.

Cupboard and freezer auditing at the parents’. Mouse curry tonight. Quite hot.

Or the butler but I suspect that he is, in this instance, not guilty.

Same pump, same fill, same cans, same historic contents, same everything. Left stored inside, right stored in sunlight.

Hasn’t had mix in it for ten years.

Definite brown twinge. Helpfully photo shows none of it.

Does petrol go this funny colour if left in strong sunlight for a week or has my butler mixed something with it?

See. He doesn’t even deny it. Weak and sick.

My kitchen stoichiometry is actually fine. I’m just curious as to what leads you so often to the perverse. Is it a wider thing? Do you like your women to have short hair? Does it please you to see them keeping on top of the shoe polishing? How long has this been the case?

Andrew Tate told me that complete combustion is for gammas. Real men dictate their household air:fuel ratio. I’ve been CO micro dosing myself for years now. I expect to one day get a woman pregnant from the next room.

Are you recovering from some bizarre past where you were drilled on the cleanliness of the outside of your pans? Were you part of an elite unit that only cooks on the outside? Months of hard routine, lapping slightly charcoally soup from the base and sides of a standard issue Breville, upturned, in an undisclosed location. Does a distant and serious expression habitually spread across your face when you stand in front of a sink?

I was trying to think of a funny mnemonic. Sudden arboreal self pollarding schedule or something.

Eh? We’re talking about the tape that goes between the frame and the skin aren’t we? How on earth is it falling off? The skin is pressing it on.

Christ.

That stuff is a pisstake if ever there was one. Normal, garden variety, cocktail quality white spirit cleans brushes just fine.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!" Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

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Isn’t it rather held down?

Typical slovenly catholic attitude.