Tommy_B

Advert is not as good as the old one. I get forced to watch x factor by my woman. If I don't, she kicks up merry hell if I want to watch football. I then get told off for pointing out the obvious, I can't win!!!!

I am! yet what I am none cares or knows, My friends forsake me like a memory lost; I am the self-consumer of my woes, They rise and vanish in oblivious host, Like shades in love and death's oblivion lost; And yet I am! and live with shadows tost Into the nothingness of scorn and noise, Into the living sea of waking dreams, Where there is neither sense of life nor joys, But the vast shipwreck of my life's esteems; And e'en the dearest--that I loved the best-- Are strange--nay, rather stranger than the rest. I long for scenes where man has never trod; A place where woman never smil'd or wept; There to abide with my creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept: Untroubling and untroubled where I lie; The grass below--above the vaulted sky. John Clare.

Jesus Christ!!! I felt bad enough about all the pints last night without watching that!!! Beast training about sums it up!!! I'd rather sit and have a cup of tea thanks!!!

Top work Tommy!! Absolutely brilliant!! Did you make an event of burning it??

Never seen it before!! Where would you use it? You couldn't put any weight on it so all it'd be good for would be sending up light objects? Water bottles etc.

A massive Plane in Croatia. It was a whopper!!! There are a few pictures of it in its own thread. They had built a little plinth to support the first branch which was a tree in itself!!!

Here you go!! Not a funny one I'm afraid. Unless your humor streches to a little pastey man standing in front of a big tree!!

Just out of interest, What the expected lifespan on the TM? I've heard lots of diffent numbers being thrown about and wanted to see what everyone else has heard. Cheers, Tom

Sorry!! Cheers Peter!! Good work!!

Where was that Matty?

Working for me now Steve!! Good work!!

Nice one Steve. Excellant re-vamp by the way!!!

Yeah, Think so, My screen is doing exactly the same as Tony's, so at least I'm not alone!!!

Mine isn't just like it on the homepage, It's on every screen. Even the different threads. It has the banner running along the top of the screen with all the shortcuts on it and then all the posts are about half way down the screen, right after the adverts to the right. Hope that is helps?? I did what you said but couldn't find the resolution. Sorry. Tom

Don't know. How do I find out Peter??

Mine's still doing it:confused1: Maybe I'm special!!!!

Mine seem to be doing it on all pages:confused1::confused1:

The nearest I can do is make a low growling noise when I use a hedge cutter!!! Will that do??

Windows Internet Explorer (? I don't know 'puters, sorry) From what I can work out, The adverts are down the right hand side and all the info (new threads etc) appears underneath it. Nothing is actually missing, it just means i have to scroll down to see anything each time. Hope this explains it Steve. Other than that, the new look is great!!! Tom

I've got that too. Any way to stop it??

If we were thinking outside the box Gentleman, We'd put Tully's monkey out to stud with a Beaver and we wouldn't have to climb at all!!! I thank you, and goodnight!!!

Let go at the right time and don't stand on your line. All the rest is as simple as throwing a rope up a tree.......

Jesus!! I'd say give Terry Wogan a ring and he'll sort you a few quid out. Tell him what you charge for a 300m hedge and he'll agree you sound like charity..

That was awesome!! If you like that, Look up RAHZEL on youtube. He does pretty much the same but sings the beat and the chorus at the same time. The song is called "If your Mother only knew". I can't get youtube to work but its definatley on there somewhere....