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Dean Lofthouse

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  1. I'd rather stay at home and do the washing and ironing
  2. I made a little comment on the 020 just for you Mark, did you notice
  3. They were to come down but only to be moved
  4. Haha, I shot and had a look and got the wrong channel, ended up watching the last thirty seconds of a program with a chinese women saying we should embrace the chinese one child policy as china will never be rich with so much population and that the rest of the world should also embrace this policy.. Cheers Stevie Strrrrrikkkke one to Deano
  5. I told the customer I was going to do it but he preferred not to be there to witness it Ian....I made a promise that I would post the vid whatever happened and to be honest, for a second, I thought it was going to trash the greenhouse, an inch is far too close when the corner of the greenhouse was 15ft away from the stem
  6. I cheated a little bit by putting a straight edge across the gob in the bottom of the v so i could get a better view of the line of the hinge
  7. It could have gone so wrong Saved about 3 hours by felling it. Lime was about 65-70ft, only direction it could be felled was between two greenhouses and a wooden shed, no room at all for error. It ended up with the trunk 1" off the greenhouse on it's way down (bit of luck there) then it rolled a bit on the deck toward the shed. Anyway, all in the vid, part one is the walk round description, part two the fell and walk round after [ame] [/ame] [ame] [/ame]
  8. You could have tipped at mine but I don't own it anymore. I'm in Mirfield on Monday for a week and also looking for a local tip site
  9. Neither is called Betty The machine is called Betty, the two groundies are called Mildred and Sue Jammy, don't knock it till you've tried it, I reckon a bit of axle grease, close your eyes and you won't know the difference
  10. It's beautiful, that's the main thing, you want to see her when she's been polished.
  11. I've derailed my own thread but...beautiful isn't she, going to call her betty
  12. I cant afford to drink, I have some big toys that I have to buy
  13. I don't drink and I am about as laid back as you can get
  14. Dont know, I've always drove with my knees whilst talking on the mobile and drinking a brew
  15. If you work hard you should be allowed a little leeway. If you have never worked you should be sterilised, just so the lazy gene can't be passed on
  16. It's also best practice to steer your car using the ten to two method and always stay under the speed limit
  17. Fuel only goes off if the container is vented. If the container is fully air tight it will still be ok Smell it, you can smell petrol that has gone off, it just has a funny smell, not a sharp petrol smell
  18. She has got a gob in her head, she can say no, or even better, get the chop or get shut of the husband
  19. I would normally keep myself to myself, but when the selfish actions of some, threaten the well being of others, then I will say my peice. Would you turn a blind eye to someone pouring engine oil into the sea or rivers. Live and let live is ok in a perfect world, but the world isn't perfect, thats why we are in afghanistan and Iraq. You need to see the bigger picture instead of burying your head in the sand. As for nature, prolific breeders normally follow a cycle of boom and bust, they out breed their food source, dye from starvation or disease until number become sustainable, then carry on breeding again It really is basic stuff, I'm suprised you needed educating
  20. I'm putting a fence up as we speak Chicken Korma for tea Seriously though, all it takes is the media to throw light on the subject and open it up for debate. Just by doing that, it will be put people off having that extra tenth child. I think it's the women that spit kids out like machine gun fire that need a slap round the back of the head and told sternly to stop
  21. I meant everyone needs to stop - limit breeding, not just us whities. Humans are thick, ignorant and selfish, so will basically continue breeding and it will end up being sorted by either disease or another world war. A war is not far off the cards, because humans, like animals, are intolerant of different species and rarely mix or integrate, just like the red and grey squirrel, mix them together and eventually one will kill the other. The only thing that stops it now is force, in the form of Law and the Military. The smaller our territory gets with over population, the bigger the chance of civil or world war. It's going to happen, it's just a matter of when
  22. Nah....I'm just pee'ing into the wind Sean
  23. You could always take one to the vets to keep under your quota

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