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I don't know if it's just an indication of a disturbed and perverted mind, but at first glance I thought mushroom was going to offer some sage like advice on the appropriate care of the male genitalia!

 

Village, I very much doubt Mushroom will be offering such advice. She may well offer a mug of tea, some home made cake and give you some fresh free range eggs if you were to drop in some wood for her stove. :)

 

Bob

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Village, I very much doubt Mushroom will be offering such advice. She may well offer a mug of tea, some home made cake and give you some fresh free range eggs if you were to drop in some wood for her stove. :)

 

Bob

 

:laugh1:

 

Without wishing to be crude, would the fairer sex not themselves have a vested interest in the proper upkeep (so to speak) of said appendage?:001_smile:

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That's so scary, exactly what I thought when I mis-read the title:lol::lol:

Can I apply for a job as deputy idiot?

 

Are you devoid of intellect, irredeemably clumsy, incapable of turning a profit, alarmingly uncharismatic and deeply deeply stupid?

 

If so you are grossly over qualified and I would be humbled to be your deputy!

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:001_smile:

 

Im not sure if you visited the site, however it isn't purely for buying "stuff" there are some bargains to be had, and pointers to the best places, thus saving money. (including supermarkets where you can buy your food for your family.:001_smile:

 

I confess, I didn't look :o but anything to save money is good :thumbup:

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Ah man, is there no one left who likes Xmas? I love it! The food, the music, the decorations, the break.. We don't really buy much through the year and enjoy buying gifts for each other and buying gifts for my daughter. It kind of signs off the year for me, gives me time to reflect and look forward to the next one :)

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Village, I very much doubt Mushroom will be offering such advice. She may well offer a mug of tea, some home made cake and give you some fresh free range eggs if you were to drop in some wood for her stove. :)

 

Bob

 

And at the moment have a small grapevine full of grapes just feeding the birds because I don't make anything with them, so if anyone wants them your welcome. Be quick, the birds are ravenous:001_smile:

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