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Only if you take it at wall height and make it hop over said wall with a push, saw choice unimportant and wedges/ felling bar allowed :thumbup1: - buy you a pint if you do...

 

 

 

Regards,

 

 

 

Steve.

 

 

Plan:

 

Monday, strip the remaining tree.

Tuesday, rain dance (don't work in the wet at my age!)

Wednesday, see Tuesday

Thursday, stay home with the nipper

Friday, stay home with the nipper

Saturday, stay home with the nipper/Mrs

Sunday, see Saturday

Monday, see previous Tuesday

And so on.....

 

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Kev why is a member of the fire brigade stuffing things in a teeny chipper?

With the customers blessing I'd pay a waller a day to bust the wall out, fell the stick through the gap, then make good after.

I'm such a big fan of shortcuts these days though I might as well be a traveller.

Hang on a minute, I'm from Northumberland and live in Kent, and my first home was a caravan....

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Kev why is a member of the fire brigade stuffing things in a teeny chipper?

With the customers blessing I'd pay a waller a day to bust the wall out, fell the stick through the gap, then make good after.

I'm such a big fan of shortcuts these days though I might as well be a traveller.

Hang on a minute, I'm from Northumberland and live in Kent, and my first home was a caravan....

 

 

I hoped I'd get away with it, but always thought some sharp eyed detail junky would spot it!

 

It's an example of my social conscience and general altruistic nature.... (But don't tell anyone!)

 

Poor public sector fire brigade haven't had a pay rise for ages and since they get so much paid time off I like to give them a bit on the side to top up their generous salary and gold plated pension.

 

Couldn't give him a bigger chipper otherwise he'd have finished too soon, gone to his 3rd or 4th job and deprived our Somali doctor and Lithuanian swede puller of their main income.

 

I've swapped the mini chipper for a goat for Monday, that'll put the brakes on him!!

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Excellent vid! Can it count as a chog if it's cut with a THS??

 

Got these to lump down next week, not much ground space and a vintage car in the garage!

 

Is that out at Albaston?

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I hoped I'd get away with it, but always thought some sharp eyed detail junky would spot it!

 

It's an example of my social conscience and general altruistic nature.... (But don't tell anyone!)

 

Poor public sector fire brigade haven't had a pay rise for ages and since they get so much paid time off I like to give them a bit on the side to top up their generous salary and gold plated pension.

 

Couldn't give him a bigger chipper otherwise he'd have finished too soon, gone to his 3rd or 4th job and deprived our Somali doctor and Lithuanian swede puller of their main income.

 

I've swapped the mini chipper for a goat for Monday, that'll put the brakes on him!!

 

 

Hahahaha!

Class.

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I hoped I'd get away with it, but always thought some sharp eyed detail junky would spot it!

 

It's an example of my social conscience and general altruistic nature.... (But don't tell anyone!)

 

Poor public sector fire brigade haven't had a pay rise for ages and since they get so much paid time off I like to give them a bit on the side to top up their generous salary and gold plated pension.

 

Couldn't give him a bigger chipper otherwise he'd have finished too soon, gone to his 3rd or 4th job and deprived our Somali doctor and Lithuanian swede puller of their main income.

 

I've swapped the mini chipper for a goat for Monday, that'll put the brakes on him!!

 

Best response ever!!

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