What's your favourite sandwich filling?

[Paul in the woods]

1 hour ago, pleasant said:

 Sat down at a table with my colleagues, started eating the sandwich and I thought 'that bits a bit chewy' and I ended up pulling out my mouth 90% of a cows eyelid with eyelashes still attached.

 

Unsurprisingly I don't eat it anymore.

I suppose you were mascaraed for life.

[AHPP]

2 hours ago, pleasant said:

When I was younger I used to love corned beef. One day at work in the staff canteen (remember them??) I ordered a corned beef sandwich for lunch. Sat down at a table with my colleagues, started eating the sandwich and I thought 'that bits a bit chewy' and I ended up pulling out my mouth 90% of a cows eyelid with eyelashes still attached.

 

Unsurprisingly I don't eat it anymore.

 

Beef stew on an army cadet camp. Large piece of aorta. 

[Donnie]

2 tuna mayo pieces. 3 tins of mackeral. 8 boiled eggs is the boy for me. 

[Botty Cough]

12 minutes ago, Donnie said:

2 tuna mayo pieces. 3 tins of mackeral. 8 boiled eggs is the boy for me. 

That's a fat arse sandwich. Do you get it all in one go? 😜