bargain firewood...... not

[simonthetreeman]

check this out for a a bargain buy, all this firewood for only £5 just don't damage anything.

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[TurtleWoods72]

Translated:

 

Cut down these trees for me, saw them up into manageable logs.

 

Leave most for me, and give me £50 for the rest, and the damage to my shrubs.

[Cae Ffynnon]

I think the only valid reply, is See you next Tuesday......... What a cheeky mare.

[gensetsteve]

That's got to be a tree surgeon having a laugh. It could not get any worse could it. I bet she has one ash tree and wants the wood from that left in 6 in logs stacked round the front of the house.

[Shane]

Good luck to them - if theres just one person on the planet who is stupid enough they are laughing.

 

I couldn't resist sending a message saying it's worth a lot more than £5.00 though.

[Shane]

Got a reply!

 

'Oh really. I only put it as £5.00 as I just want to get rid of them. However, I might give it a go since no one has got back to me about it.'

[playtent]

You should tell her you can chop it down for £400 and she can keep the wood and sell it herself for £500 as people will be desperate for it already chopped up.

Get yourself some work out of it.

[scraggs]

Don't really see what the problem is, good luck to them if they get someone to take them.

[TurtleWoods72]

I suppose the seller means well and thinks that someone may heat their house for a few weeks after putting a bit of graft in to collect and process the wood.

 

The comment about paying for damage was probably a caviat to deter hoards of gypsies descending on her with MS170s and trampling her garden to shreds.

 

Maybe we are too quick to judge, since a fiver isn't much in today's terms.

 

How many nets of garage forecourt firewood can you score for a fiver? One?

[Stubby]

Don't really see what the problem is, good luck to them if they get someone to take them.

 

I dont see a problem either ( except I cant see any pine ) If I live next door I would do it .