Beware the M4 conman

[difflock]

And the ruse of being from Penzance is good cover story, they'll all weird down there!

 

Hopefully he'll get a lift off someone that's read this and be treated to a little walk in the woods.

 

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[harrythecat178]

I gave an old dear £3.49 in asda as she was short at the till she asked me for my name and address I said it was okay but she insisted so I gave her a card week later a thank you card and a £5 note . Hope the cops get him

I met Rod Stewart (well a look alike anyway on a stag do) in Tesco Express Cardiff the other night, he was 20p short at the till so I help him out. To my mind anyone who spends the evening in gold trousers that tight deserves my 20p, conman or not!

[TurtleWoods72]

Hi Village,

 

Sorry to hear you were duped by this scrotal sack.

 

I'm amazed he got into a vehicle with a hung over man in an Alice Cooper gimp suit to be honest!

 

[mendiplogs]

Compton Martin Jon, right by the Cheddar Gorge.

 

Hi VILLAGE I NO that village mate all the best Jon

[the village idiot]

Hi Village,

 

Sorry to hear you were duped by this scrotal sack.

 

I'm amazed he got into a vehicle with a hung over man in an Alice Cooper gimp suit to be honest!

 

 

Thanks Turtle,

 

I was a bit unlucky. Normally on a Sunday I'd be rocking my usual weekend wardrobe and he may well of thought twice!

 

 

But being a metal festival I thought it best to stick with my usual midweek garb.

[the village idiot]

Thanks to all for your kind words and hilarious names!

 

And remember to warn anyone you know who drives around there.

 

All the best, TVI

[shavey]

It's a shame because I am now much less likely to trust people and more likely to refuse people who genuinely need help.

People like him slowly sap human kindness out of the world.

 

its a shame you got caught by this lowlife and took your money but the fact he came from cornwall and having a landrover and seemed a decent chap

would swing it for me into helping another fellow country person out in difficulty

[mendiplogs]

its a shame you got caught by this lowlife and took your money but the fact he came from cornwall and having a landrover and seemed a decent chap

would swing it for me into helping another fellow country person out in difficulty

 

Hi Andrew it good of village to tell us about this chap people now see what this chaps like all the best Jon

[shavey]

Thanks Turtle,

 

I was a bit unlucky. Normally on a Sunday I'd be rocking my usual weekend wardrobe and he may well of thought twice!

 

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But being a metal festival I thought it best to stick with my usual midweek garb.

 

thats hilarious iam seeing tom sellick , ali G and the cowboy from the village people all in one

 

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[TurtleWoods72]

thats hilarious iam seeing tom sellick , ali G and the cowboy from the village people all in one

 

:thumbup1:

 

Tis Zed off of Zardoz. It tis.