London bus loses roof after hitting tree

[eagleye]

their just make it into an open top sightseeing bus now

[Shane]

What must it be like if you are a passenger on the top deck and you can see it coming?

 

Would you scream at everyone to run for the stairs, just run yourself, freeze, change the colour of your trollies or what?

 

Or was the driver a member of......

[mechtrev]

how come Scotland yard have opened an investigation have the London branch of Isis planted the seeds of another branch or are they barking up the wrong tree?

[TGB]

Well we'll be into spring soon, just the season for an open-top bus. And then there's their advertising of, "Smart searches whilst on the move". Much easier searching without all those pesky pillars in the way.

 

I just hope, some bright spark won't have a knee jerk reaction and put forward the idea that all the trees need felling.

[peatff]

Bus hits Plane would have been a much better headline A stationary lamp post once jumped out in front of my missus, you can't trust street trees or furnishings.

[Treewolf]

how come Scotland yard have opened an investigation have the London branch of Isis planted the seeds of another branch or are they barking up the wrong tree?

 

It would be more appropriate is the investigation was carried out by ...

 

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Special Branch!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK, I'll get my coat...

 

Sorry!

[Treewolf]

What must it be like if you are a passenger on the top deck and you can see it coming?

 

Would you scream at everyone to run for the stairs, just run yourself, freeze, change the colour of your trollies or what?

 

Or was the driver a member of......

 

I think I'd be on the floor ASAP unless there was time to yell "Follow me!" and make it downstairs.

[Warners]

there's a height restriction in that lane of 2.5 metres

Muppet cant read