Poetry Corner

[the village idiot]

A myopic tree surgeon named Lee

Trapped an agile young wench in a tree

Said she "move your whopper, you careless limb chopper

That's a moss covered knot hole, not me'"

 

:lol: Fantastic!

[Shane]

There was a young girl from Devizes

With hooters of two different sizes

One so small - it was not seen at all

The other so big it won prizes

[Stubby]

There was a young man call Dave

Who kept a dead hoar in a cave

I know its disgusting

it always needs dusting

but think of the money I save

Edited January 27, 2015 by Stubby

[the village idiot]

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile

And cut off its beard, willy-nilly

You can honestly say

That you have just made

A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly.

 

I bumped into our good friend Woodyguy yesterday. He told me proudly that the actor from 'The Wicker Man' had purchased a forest and had named it after him. Woody said he would love to go and have a nosey, and did I think it would have public access? To which the only sensible answer was: "Edward Woodward's 'Woody Wood' wouldn't Woody"

[Countryboy]

brilliant

[Jamie M]

Inspired by this thread, I've just sent the following to my nephew whose birthday it is today.

 

"There was a young man named Will

Whose bank account needed a fill

So here's a small gift

We hope gives you a lift

Sent with much love and goodwill!

 

I've just read this back

It really is cack

In fact a load of pigswill"

[the village idiot]

Inspired by this thread, I've just sent the following to my nephew whose birthday it is today.

 

"There was a young man named Will

Whose bank account needed a fill

So here's a small gift

We hope gives you a lift

Sent with much love and goodwill!

 

I've just read this back

It really is cack

In fact a load of pigswill"

 

Excellent stuff Jamie:thumbup:

 

I'm relieved you didn't take too much inspiration from the content of some of these ditty's:001_rolleyes:

[Pinkfoot]

There was and old boy on Arbtalk

Who climbed up a tree with a fork.

He fell on his nose and swallowed his toes

And now only hears harps talk.

[the village idiot]

I met up with our good friend Dean Lofthouse this morning. The previous evening he had attended the Worlds Most Environmentally Friendly Person competition. He told me " There were only three competitors, the former Manchester City manager, the Queen- who looked smaller than I remember, and that bossy lady off the telly who does that house renovation program- Sarah something or other. The football manager wiped the floor with them!"

"So from what you're telling me" I said, "and as I understand it- Roberto Mancini's more greeny than teeny weeny Queenie and the on screen meany Beeny Deany?"