Poetry Corner

[geoff]

When I first saw Felix The Chopper

He was drunk as a skunk, good an' proper

He was out in the street

No shoes on his feet

Waving his dong at a copper.

 

:laugh1:Thats him!

[peatff]

That Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Keeps ringing me up almost nightly

She rang me at seven, nine and eleven

That's the trouble with people from Devon

 

 

They won't take no for an answer. (gratuitous picture of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley she is from Deon)

[Mountain man]

Whilst taking a stroll with my badger......

[the village idiot]

That Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Keeps ringing me up almost nightly

She rang me at seven, nine and eleven

That's the trouble with people from Devon

 

 

They won't take no for an answer. (gratuitous picture of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley she is from Deon)

 

:lol: That's billiant:thumbup: Nice one Peat

[the village idiot]

Whilst taking a stroll with my badger......

 

Whilst taking a stroll with my badger

It clamped it's jaws on my nadger

The pain was electric

My nut sack went septic

The itching is driving me mad.....(ger)

[Mountain man]

:biggrin:You didn't disappoint.

[Mull]

There was a young man from Dundee

Who was stung on the knee by a wasp

When asked, did it hurt?

He said, not a bit, it can do it again if it likes!

:-/

[john441]

There once was a Vicar called Don

Whose wife was called Yvonne

He gave a sermon in Crewe

Yelled himself blue

Collapsed on the floor and was gone

[Mat]

Ill give you the last line ... " The Vicar is quicker , thicker and slicker , and 5 inches longer than you "

 

... told the coxswain's boat, "Now don't be blue

but i'm buying an old church canoe.

see, the Vicar's is quicker,

thicker and slicker

and 5 inches longer than you".

[Two Acres]

Heres a first line for you Village Idiot,

 

Come look at the size of my hornbeam...