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That Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Keeps ringing me up almost nightly

She rang me at seven, nine and eleven

That's the trouble with people from Devon

 

 

They won't take no for an answer. (gratuitous picture of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley she is from Deon)

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That Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Keeps ringing me up almost nightly

She rang me at seven, nine and eleven

That's the trouble with people from Devon

 

 

They won't take no for an answer. (gratuitous picture of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley she is from Deon)

Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley-Glamour-3Mar14-Rex_b_592x888.jpg

 

:lol::lol::lol: That's billiant:thumbup: Nice one Peat

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Ill give you the last line ... " The Vicar is quicker , thicker and slicker , and 5 inches longer than you "

 

... told the coxswain's boat, "Now don't be blue

but i'm buying an old church canoe.

see, the Vicar's is quicker,

thicker and slicker

and 5 inches longer than you".

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