Thought my karma was on the up!

[felixthelogchopper]

A Buddhist once bought a newspaper from me and paid with a £10 note. When he complained that I hadn't given him the left over money back, I told him that change must come from within.

[felixthelogchopper]

I had a bit of follow through today, wasn't karmic though....

 

Hope you were in the water at the time so nobody noticed.

[Al Cormack]

Hope you were in the water at the time so nobody noticed.

 

 

Just a few bubbles.....😳

[oakum]

Spent the morning up the trees at the Buddhists' pruning their phone line free. Reckoned I was moving towards a decent reincarnation with my careful work when I realised the line was hard against the trunk of the next tree. Nothing for it but to fell.

 

I waited whilst various folk said their goodbyes, hugs and cuddles etc then I dropped it.

 

By their faces I'll be back as a fly next time around.

 

Be kind to flies after I'm going please.

 

 

Dave

 

Am I missing something - why did you have to fell ?

[Johny Walker]

Am I missing something - why did you have to fell ?

 

yes you missed it ,it went completly over yr head

[oakum]

Oh, must be an age thing -still confused

[Billhook]

Spent the morning up the trees at the Buddhists' pruning their phone line free. Reckoned I was moving towards a decent reincarnation with my careful work when I realised the line was hard against the trunk of the next tree. Nothing for it but to fell.

 

I waited whilst various folk said their goodbyes, hugs and cuddles etc then I dropped it.

 

By their faces I'll be back as a fly next time around.

 

Be kind to flies after I'm going please.

 

 

Dave

 

 

Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ...

[skyhuck]

Oh, must be an age thing -still confused

 

Presumably the spec of the job was to leave a completely free line, no contact with any trees. Given time any contact between the line and any part of a tree will lead to rubbing through of the line.

[skyhuck]

Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ...

 

He also say, "man who go to bed with itchy bottom, will awake with smelly fingers"

[oakum]

Presumably the spec of the job was to leave a completely free line, no contact with any trees. Given time any contact between the line and any part of a tree will lead to rubbing through of the line.

 

Ah but Confucius say Tree here first and more important - move your bloody line