finders fee ettiquette

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

"a drink", figure of speech. Bit like giving someone a monkey!

 

You don't need to spend it all at once!

 

Ah, but a monkey is clearly defined! A drink isn't....

 

Don't spend it all at once..... Hadn't thought of that

[gensetsteve]

Wrong.... A monkey is 500 quid.

 

Were tight down south I am more a lady godiva man

[eggsarascal]

You obviously have your way of working, personally I'm not a fan of backhanders

 

 

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I don't get you. Where does the backhander come in?

 

Someone phoned me about a job that I could sort out, in return I gave him a few quid (as a thank you), this got me a good contract.

 

If he puts that £80 quid through his books is up to him. I'm as straight as a dye.

[mendiplogs]

So, if I passed you a grands worth of work you wouldn't give me a Oner?

 

Hi eggs as we all no what's a £100 out of a £1k work mate it all like this now it all about helping each other out I had one mate go and price a job for a young lady and she said to mate no money in hand but I will see you ok make what you like out of that thanks Jon

[mendiplogs]

I don't get you. Where does the backhander come in?

 

Someone phoned me about a job that I could sort out, in return I gave him a few quid (as a thank you), this got me a good contract.

 

If he puts that £80 quid through his books is up to him. I'm as straight as a dye.

 

Hi eggs your right there it only to say thanks for getting me work WHATS up with that john thanks men dip logs

[Billy]

Isn't 10% a bit steep for a thank you?

[mendiplogs]

Isn't 10% a bit steep for a thank you?

 

Hi billy it all to there own mate it like this if you have chap for day and your happy he does I all ways tip them thanks Jon

[eggsarascal]

Hi billy it all to there own mate it like this if you have chap for day and your happy he does I all ways tip them thanks Jon

 

 

Isn't 10% a bit steep for a thank you?

Hi billy it all to there own mate it like this if you have chap for day and your happy he does I all ways tip them thanks Jon

 

Might be why we're both skint Jon.

[mendiplogs]

Isn't 10% a bit steep for a thank you?

Hi billy it all to there own mate it like this if you have chap for day and your happy he does I all ways tip them thanks Jon

 

Might be why we're both skint Jon.

 

Hi EGGS AND HAPPY THAT THE BEST WAY HAPPIER WHEN AT THE TUCKERS THANKS JON

[eggsarascal]

Hi eggs as we all no what's a £100 out of a £1k work mate it all like this now it all about helping each other out I had one mate go and price a job for a young lady and she said to mate no money in hand but I will see you ok make what you like out of that thanks Jon

 

I could do with one or two customers like that mate........ Hope Mrs Egg don't see this.