Hows this for stupid

[gobbypunk]

Hi All I was at a local fair yesterday so van is full of carvings etc my jack and breaker bar are in the step for side door that does not work under loads of stuff my next door neighbour gives me a knock flat back tyer lends me a jack no wheel brace so how to crack wheel nuts I think I know I will put a spanner on it and belt it with lump hammer (not a good plan) I hit said spanner it bounces off wheel nut stright up catching me on forhead talk about seeing stars woulnt do that again just thaught I would share my stupidity with you all so you can laugh at my expence

Cheers Mark

[Mortimer Firewood]

Did exactly the same years ago and the result was pretty much the same resulting in a rather large lump on the head.

[Stubby]

2 or 3 of us bending over watching a mate tighten a loose exhaust clamp on a Triumph Bonnie . As he turns the spanner his knuckle touches the hot cylinder head . He pulls back sharpish and buries the spanner in my teeth . Split lip broken tooth etc etc .......

[RobRainford]

I was working in a bit of a tight corner in the workshop. Tried t step past a brush round the corner of the workbench and didn't realise how wide the brush was. Full weight on it and thwack right on my cheek below my eye. That was 2 weeks ago. Left a graze and light bruising. Still tender now. Reminded me if a cartoon seeing birds and stars

[billpierce]

i managed to knee my self in the face during a pretty exciting 5 a side game. felt pretty special for that one!

[gobbypunk]

Still got a headache and a massive lump on my head and just had to have morning off felling guilty now ,heading to workshop got a lovley holly coffee table to finnish will post picks when done

Cheers Mark

[truncator]

At a school football match I got passed the goalie and just had to tap the ball in with the side of my foot.

 

Me, I stood on the ball flipped sideways and broke my collarbone on the goal post as I hit it. Ball did not move stayed right where it was.

 

As I lay on the floor feeling sick with pain my team proceeded to kick the living daylights out of me for missing a sitter!

 

They only stopped when I threw up!