The POO factor!

[Old Mill Tree Care]

This is what happened:

I provided a quote and the client accepted by email.

I replied with a work date and requested that a 'dog poo free corridor 10ft wide is cleared between the tree and garden gate please'.

The client replied with 'What discount can you offer if I clear my dogs poo?'

 

Oh how I laughed!!

 

 

 

 

Sent with my iPhone from me, to you!

[PC tree]

You are kiddin!!! Pmsl

[AlexB]

"I'll discount you the £1000 extra I charge for clearing up your dog poo"

[simonm]

Lol What was your reply???

[onyx landscaping/fencing]

worked in a garden last year we nick named dog garden as it was every were!

Edited February 5, 2014 by Stephen Blair

[Rich Rule]

This is what happened:

I provided a quote and the client accepted by email.

I replied with a work date and requested that a 'dog poo free corridor 10ft wide is cleared between the tree and garden gate please'.

The client replied with 'What discount can you offer if I clear my dogs poo?'

 

Oh how I laughed!!

 

 

 

 

Sent with my iPhone from me, to you!

 

Bloody joker.

 

Cust: What discount can you offer?

 

You: Well I won't chuck it at your patio windows...

 

I once asked a rather well to do woman, very politely, if she had a pooper scooper as a dog had laid eggs all over her garden and they needed clearing up before we worked. She smiled, said yes and brought one over to me.

 

At that point I walked away and let her clean them up.

 

First rule of owning a dog, clear up after them IMO.

[H-A]

I know the guys that cut Petr Čech's grass, he is the Chealsea FC goal keeper.

 

They charge extra to clear the dog crap before they cut the grass.

Some days it looks like a farm yard.

 

I would add a charge for clearing dog guano.

 

H-A

[Thatoldchestnut]

That is unbelievable

[H-A]

That is unbelievable

 

Be more specific

 

H-A

[roboted]

I bet you did laugh OMTC..........do they normally just leave the stuff there in perpetuity, waiting for a chance to get a bit of discount or a bit of clearance

Chancers