Arb commandments

[Shane]

With the iminent arrival of the xmas festivities I was wondering what the Arb bible might list as our commandments?

 

Here goes...

 

1. Thou shalt subscribe to Arbtalk and forsake all other forums.

2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s truck, chipper, tools or employees.

3. Thou shalt not create graven images from thy timber, unless of best quality and nicely finished.

4. Thou shalt not steal thy neighbour’s tools.

5. Thou shalt not bear false witness to thy Tree Officer over thy TPO application.

6. Thy work will be to BS3998 2010.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery – even with the most tempting of customer.

8.Thou shalt honour thy family and thy business and offer ye not tempting price reductions.

9. Thou shalt cause no harm to others, abating all risk with thine assessment.

10. Thou shalt respect the seventh day as thy contingency day – lest the tempest prevent thee from doing thy work on the planned day.

 

If you are offended but aret a true Christian then please forgive me -

this is not intended to offend Christians but to give guidance and help save the souls of Arb workers.

[Gray git]

Thou shall not partake in fermented beverage's on stormy night's.

Thou shall avoid all weigh bridges on return journeys.

Thou shall show no false favour to ash over conifer Logs.

Thou shall not get court pissing in thy clients garden.

[Dan Earp]

Lmao 👍 you should get mike dempsey to make that up and have it hanging in the office

[Slothlike]

Thou shalt not Lop or Top

[Dryar123]

Thou shall not travel by night and forsaking all alarm systems covet thy neighbours hand tools.

[Climbingmagnus]

you forgot the 11th Commandment - Thou shalt not get caught

[Shane]

Dispose not of thine arisings on the neighbour's land

Abide ye not in mobile dwellings

[oldwoodcutter]

No commandments about the use,or non use,of ladders in treework please.

[Gray git]

Thou shalt not use topper on deck!

[Yorkshireman]

A tad bored that day then Shane ? ... lol

 

Thou shalt support the xmas raffle on Arbtalk ,,, its for kids ,,, so just DO IT !!!