New winner of stupidest name contest

[magwick]

It's possible mate ain't seen him since the 70's

[Stubby]

There used to be an engineering firm near me called Waynkurr ......

[nipski]

There is a town in Switzerland called wank dorf saw it in the way to bern and took a pic I shall try and dig it out. The best name I have heard was a customer we worked for when I was a subbie. The blokes name was Richard White. My boss at the time let us in to a little secret one lunchtime that it wasn't his real name, he had changed it to White from Brownring... Laugh? I nearly soiled myself and choked on my sarnie!

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

I can top all those. Went to school with a kid called Stephen Stephens. When you got to 4th year (now year 10?), each boy (all boys grammar school) had to collect the register from the school office at 2pm after the lunch hour, taking it in turns per week. This proved mildly entertaining as you could look up the middle names of your class mates; well I aint joking when I say you can guess what Stephen Stephens middle name was!!! Yes, me and my mate still text each other memories of school days now, one of which will be "Stephen Stephen Stephens". I guess his parents liked the name. His Dad must have been a stephen too and his Mum, Stephanie I reckon.

 

Have stumbled upon a few more in various educational establishments namely:

 

Justin Thyme

Ronald Swipe (who had a brother called Richard) thus R Swipe.

 

Gen up.

Edited December 16, 2013 by TimberCutterDartmoor

[normandylumberjack]

was a guy in my brothers class at school called Eric Chung, poor sod!

[magwick]

I remember an item being paid for by cheque ( it was the eighths). The lady gave me a hard stare as I took it from her, her name on the cheque was miss p enis. Kept a straight face till she left the store.

[div_h]

A customer of my garage is called nimrod true story.....

[Mambo]

I delivered to a man called Mr Glasscock once. When he opened the door i said Mr Glasscock? he corrected me that the c was silent, i just smiled

 

I used to work with a guy who was called Ronald Arthur Rump - R C Rump

 

A teacher at school was called Mr Bastard - and he had kids amount of times we got the cane for asking him how his wife and little bastards were

[Mr Oz]

a few weeks ago i got job from office to go and see a customer for tree work.guy answered the door half naked with big gold chain on his neck n big smile on his face with a simon cowell teeth.i said hi is it Mr Harddicker:)

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

I remember an item being paid for by cheque ( it was the eighths). The lady gave me a hard stare as I took it from her, her name on the cheque was miss p enis. Kept a straight face till she left the store.

 

Golly, we had a Phillip Ennis at school and all!

 

There was a Reverend Billl Ankers interviewed on local news recently; W(illiam) Ankers! FCOL!

 

Oh, and a maths teacher called Mr Barass aka Bar Ass and a biology teacher Mr Butcher!

 

My Wife knew a Roland Butter.

Edited December 16, 2013 by TimberCutterDartmoor