Arguement thread!

[Dan Earp]

I have a box of spanners I got given for Xmas can I be a chainsaw tech. Pretty please.

 

Nope since chains only cut one way lol

[Rich2484]

Nope since chains only cut one way lol

 

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[mad matty]

I have just bought a hedgerow tractor.....can i be classed as a forestry contractor...or at least a fowarder driver!

[Stubby]

I have just bought a hedgerow tractor.....can i be classed as a forestry contractor...or at least a fowarder driver!

 

Yep sure you can bud ! HORNBEAM !!!!!!!!!!

[mad matty]

"Hornbeam" do i need one to be qualified?

[Gary Prentice]

I looked up "hornbeam" in my Penguin 'Book of trees'. I think I'm now ready for the Professional Tree Inspection course.

 

Do I need to learn any others?

[mad matty]

I just cut down my neighbours 3ft conifer tree and only broke one garden ornament....should I now go out and buy a pick up and get it sign written as a I'am obivously a natural at tree work?

[Stubby]

I looked up "hornbeam" in my Penguin 'Book of trees'. I think I'm now ready for the Professional Tree Inspection course.

 

Do I need to learn any others?

 

No . Just Hornbeam ! . ....When you know Hornbeam you know the lot

[Eddy_t]

You can't they're mutually exclusive.

How about; My boss pays me 2 pound an hour, sexually abuses me and has demanded that I surrender my first born to him, is this reasonable?

Usual answer, "You're lucky to have a job"

 

Only the firstborn?! Pissed myself laughing!

 

 

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[RobRainford]

I drive across a field for fun every once in a while, can I register my truck for ag and run it on red?