strange/random finds in trees

[TreePuncher]

Evening all,

 

Interested into what weird and wonderful things you may have found in trees,

 

here is my find of the day... in a TPO walnut, been there a while too as the tree had started to heal over,

 

 

look forward to seeing your finds

[Mozza]

In 14 years I've found 3 huge dildos at the base of trees. No pictures tho. One had a porn mag and a tub of Vaseline with it too.

[TreePuncher]

ewwww... nice....

 

also i forgot, i found a sawnoff shotgun 2-3 weeks ago at the base of a willow in a bag at the bottom of a shallow lake... complete with unused shells

[Bren.]

In 14 years I've found 3 huge dildos at the base of trees. No pictures tho. One had a porn mag and a tub of Vaseline with it too.

Can you telling me where?

I lost similar 30 years ago, and have always wondered.

If it was mine there should have been 2 bottles of Merrydown somewhere nearby.

[Chunkymunky]

ewwww... nice....

 

also i forgot, i found a sawnoff shotgun 2-3 weeks ago at the base of a willow in a bag at the bottom of a shallow lake... complete with unused shells

 

Stashed by an armed robber probably! Jeez

[nz paul]

A plane,yes a real one,wasn't randomly there though someone had decided to be like Biggles and crash land it in a beech.Oh and lots of hypodermic needles in cavity's!

[TreePuncher]

lol shame, that plane would have made a good pic

[mad matty]

sorry no pic but a knackered parachute!!

[TreePuncher]

sorry no pic but a knackered parachute!!

 

no skeletons hanging in it like in the predator film then?

[nz paul]

lol shame, that plane would have made a good pic

Did have one in my pics but must have removed it,will get it up sometime if i can

Edited June 21, 2013 by nz paul
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