Philosophical one liners

[s.varty]

Look after them that look after you.

[Arbtech Tree Services]

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose

 

If brains were cotton wool you couldn't make a tampax for a flea

 

I've forgotten more than you'll ever know

 

You're knowledge of (fill as appropriate) wouldn't fill a postage stamp

 

Father in law always says - i've heard young dogs fart in long grass before

 

It's so easy to be condescending when you're the other side of 40

[Tom D]

My granddad's classic regarding ugly women:

 

"you don't look on the mantle piece when you're poking the fire."

[Arbtech Tree Services]

The older i get, the faster i was....................

 

[TGB]

Necessity is the mother of invention. But also the father of a right big hammer.

 

(Either the largest in the pile of tools or the first to hand.)

[Paul Smith]

They show oxo's on buses but they don't sell em!

 

I'm too old of a pup to be pi••sed on!

[s.varty]

Ive got me boots on, don't mean I,m walking

[Shane]

Life is cruel, by the time you're old enough to have the know how,

 

you just can't - not no how!

[Old Mill Tree Care]

  Shane said:

Life is cruel, by the time you're old enough to have the know how,

 

you just can't - not no how!

 

Excellent!

[Agent-Arb]

It's nice to be important

But important to be nice

 

 

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