Kids Quotes

[Daniël Bos]

5 year old daughter:

"When I grow up I want to be a drama teacher!"

2 minutes after:

"Daddy, what is Drama?..."

[Stephen Blair]

My 8 year old just asked his mum while getting ready for bed.

" do you know what a wedgie is?"

I am praying for a demo lol!

[difflock]

Go on:001_tt2:

Man up and demonstrate on the Mrs. there big boy.

Who wears the trousers in your house anyway:lol:

[difflock]

Seems our teenage Son got into a heated debate early days in secondary school.

Re whether cars came with a towbar as standard.

He was quite adamant that of course they bloody did.

He then thought to check the facts with his dear old Dad when he got home.

Our 17/18 year old daughter also asked quite seriously

"Dad, what lot is it that marches on the Twelth again?"

Think we made a proper un-biased individual of that one!

[JLA Arborists]

Driving in the rain my lad wanted to go through a fludle. What's that I said?

 

"Too big to be a puddle not quite a flood, it's a fludle"

[sloth]

Three yr old daughter: can we get a kitten?

Me: No way! We already have two cats, two rabbits and a chinchilla.

Daughter: Mum can we get a kitten?

Me: If you say yes I'll move out...

......

.......

Daughter: Ok. You can visit though.

 

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[sloth]

Two year old son says this man in the paper says "oh bollox." Because he doesn't have any noodles!