Kids Quotes

[Christopher Schroeter]

Amy, what are you doing curled up on the floor?

 

I'm pretending to be a coconut.

[Chunkymunky]

My sister has a 5 year old. Dad rarely has any contact.

 

Niece said" what are we going to do for fathers day?"

 

Sis "what did he do for mothers day"

 

Niece " ruin it durr"

[agg221]

Early one morning, 4yr old daughter comes into our room.

 

Daughter: Mummy, Daddy, there are ducks on the lawn, come and see from my window.

 

I get up and go and have a look.

 

Me: No, they're not ducks, the two grey ones are pigeons and the two speckled ones are hen pheasants.

 

Wife: Pheasants, we could eat one for dinner.

 

Daughter: No Mummy, don't be silly, you have to shoot them first!

 

 

Alec

[Christopher Schroeter]

Playing guess the animal with the little girl. I'd guessed that it was red, smaller than a mouse, 4 legs and could swim.(???)

 

Anyone guess what it was?

 

 

 

Pigeon!

[Daniël Bos]

Daddy, please can you read my mind?

 

Why?

 

I was trying to tell you something but I've forgotten what it was....

[sloth]

Amy, what are you doing curled up on the floor?

 

I'm pretending to be a coconut.

 

Fantastic

My two year old wanted monkey nests for dessert. After further questioning she meant merangutans nest (meringue nests)...

[Matthew Arnold]

One of my bosses lads (4 year old) whilst getting a kebab with his dad saw a dark skinned man in a hoodie who smiled at him and yelled out "Look daddy. Its the cat from Alice in Wonderland":lol:

[Christopher Schroeter]

"i am in bed!!"

[difflock]

Ann R. looked after our 2 pre school, as mum was working.

They live on a farm.

One day Ann had a message into the town and left our daughter with her husband and son who were dosing or drenching a few cattle in the crush, before turning them out to the spring grass.

Martin says "Da, we might as well do them with Louse Powder" and nips off to get the applicator tin.

This stuff is basically medicated talcuum powder, and gets shaken on down the spine.

Lydia, observes looking more and more perplexed.

Finally asks?

"Boydy, whats that stuff?"

Answer: Louse Powder.

Question?

"Boydy, whats it do?"

Answer: Kills Lice.

Question?

"Boydy, whats lice"

Answer: Wee animals that live in among the hair.

A very long silence.

Then!

"Boydy, is that why my mummy puts that stuff down her knickers"

BOOM BOOM!

Martin hurt his ribs falling off the crush he laughed so hard.

FTR

It were the jumbo box of Johnstons Baby Powder mummy was using NOT louse powder.

Marcus.

[Christopher Schroeter]

Dad, I'm not making fun of you, but you rreally have got a big face! It's bigger than an owls!