Funny lines that customers come out with!

[Rich2484]

You must be a big company.......

 

You've got branches all over the place....

[Hodge]

"I bet he does a lot of rock climbing" or

"£80 for logs!! But you get them for free"

Or "I have a chainsaw, how do you sharpen the BLADE?"

[Acg128]

You must be a big company.......

 

You've got branches all over the place....

 

I like that..

[danroker1987]

do you need electricity?

hahahahahaha

[Taupotreeman]

Oooooo that's let a bit of light in.

 

So that's milk and two sugars for you and bananas for the monkey.

 

Just cut it off at ground level. Never sure why customers think I'd find that funny.

 

Can I plug your chainsaw extension lead in for you?

 

Can you just, while you're here, you won't charge me extra will you.

 

The worst one was a woman who tried to barter me down on price on completion of the job because I was more expensive than the opposition. This after shed spent 10 minutes slagging off said opposition.

[Acg128]

"Excuse me, your cutting the wrong tree"

 

Idiots that say that and stand there laughing to themselves normally only have the one tree in there garden!

[danroker1987]

can i put this naily piece of 2x4 in your shredder

[danroker1987]

cut it oorrrffffff!!!!!

[defenderjack]

"if you get time any chance!"

 

"my husband used to do tree work"

 

best one for me is when you turn up to take down a tree a couple of hundred years old cos its to close to the house and they say "what a silly place to plant a tree that size !" lol especially when the house is only 70 years old!

[danroker1987]

your going to go up there!