singing to your dog.

[Stubby]

4 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

With Igor I sing “I like this little doggy, I like him very much” to the tune of “my old man’s a dustman” I haven’t worked out a second line yet, any suggestions?

He jumps up high at dinner time

and stuffs down all his grub ......

[Mick Dempsey]

It’s good but it has to rhyme with ‘much’ in the same way that ‘Hat’ rhymes with ‘flat’ in the original

[Stubby]

Just now, Mick Dempsey said:

It’s good but it has to rhyme with ‘much’ in the same way that ‘Hat’ rhymes with ‘flat’ in the original

I thought " much " and " grub " was close but hey ......

[Mark J]

If he was a rabbit, he'd jump out of his hutch.

[Mick Dempsey]

5 minutes ago, Mark J said:

If he was a rabbit, he'd jump out of his hutch.

I like it, rhymes but stupid enough to appeal to me.

[Stubby]

12 minutes ago, Mark J said:

If he was a rabbit, he'd jump out of his hutch.

That's good ..?

Edited May 2, 2019 by Stubby

[Mark J]

6 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

I like it, rhymes but stupid enough to appeal to me.

Spike Milligan has a lot to answer for.

[Stubby]

8 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Spike Milligan has a lot to answer for.

Gunner Milligan defending a hole in the ground ...

[Mark J]

5 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Gunner Milligan defending a hole in the ground ...

'Badjelly The Witch' was my first introduction to his work. I was only a bairn then.

[Stubby]

5 minutes ago, Mark J said:

'Badjelly The Witch' was my first introduction to his work. I was only a bairn then.

Hello jolly guardsman in your scarlet coat

It reaches from below your tum to halfway up your throat .

tell me jolly guardsman , when your not on parade , what kind of clothes do you wear ...." civies "  I'm afraid .....

Edited May 2, 2019 by Stubby