Silly Names...

[woodpile]

I used to work with a guy whose brother was a traffic warden and was named Richard Head...

 

When I was a docker I was standing beside two other blokes looking at the sheet on the wall with that days eight man gangs listed, one gang contained a Mr Marjoram and a Mr Parsely. One bloke turned to the other who was chargehand of said gang and exclaimed "Jesus, another couple and you'll have to fit the transit with a spice rack!" Oh how we laughed...

[WorcsWuss]

Best ones I've come across...

 

A girl recently from the gas board, Claire Mycock.... not that funny until you ask for her email, I heard the boss spit his coffee when she told him C mycock... 'I bet you get that a lot.....'

 

I've had emails recently from an Anil Bhanger, that one still makes me laugh, and we used to deal with an Anil Mistry...

[arbogrunt]

Ophelia Love-Truncheon

[dexta]

Went to wedding years ago. When the were reading the vows out the grooms name was Stuart Wayne king. Got a few snickers from the guests

[Steve Bullman]

[Steve Bullman]

How funny

 

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, Steve Bullman said:

How funny

 

Nothing to do with Brexit then ?

[the village idiot]

Maybe they got wind that I no longer think I exist, and deleted my posts because I wasn't there to write them in the first place?

[Stubby]

8 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Maybe they got wind that I no longer think I exist, and deleted my posts because I wasn't there to write them in the first place?

That is going round in ever decreasing circles and disappearing up your own brown star ! 

[the village idiot]

1 minute ago, Stubby said:

That is going round in ever decreasing circles and disappearing up your own brown star ! 

Quite right Stubby, just messing about!

The free will thread is 100% genuine though, despite sounding just as ridiculous.