Unusual freebies from customers

[Dean Lofthouse]

Got given two brand spanking motors off a customer today one 7.5 kw and one high torque 1kw

Must be at least a grands worth

[Pat Ferrett]

Got given 2 gnarly cucumbers last week, no my favorite veggie but the better half liked them

[Shane]

We did a job for a 6ft 6in 'lady' (she looked like David Walliams and had an adams apple).

When we finished she gave each of us a bottle of perfume.

She was kind to us and very polite.

Felt quite sorry for her really -

We did smell nice afterwards.

Beat the hell out of stale biccies and rancid milk we got from one old dear.

[Brushcutter]

I got given a kauri tree from a NZ lady i worked for once. I really liked it till our cold Winter finished the thing off.

[Mick Stockbridge]

They took one look at you and thought......Steptoe......

[ContractArb]

I helped a chap from Liverpool fill his car boot with ash logs... He gave me 4 packets of Viagra in return!

[Dean Lofthouse]

They took one look at you and thought......Steptoe......

 

Don't you need a transit for tatting ?

[Mick Stockbridge]

Don't you need a transit for tatting ?

 

Is that the same as tottin'?

 

 

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[Buzzsurgeon]

Get um cashed in and go away for a day or three! Can't beat a good bonus!

[Scott Walker]

Got given a new superdry lumber jack style hoddy of this one guy we worked for as he said id look great in it:rolleyes:

 

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