Practical Jokes

[treebloke]

Took the wheels of one lads car and left it on four house bricks. He just laughed when he saw it.

[Killa Ferret]

hahaha, yeah something like that, when they hear the engine start and it makes them "cut off".

 

Dan

[PeteB]

On getting the hump with a stroppy landlord, get a beer, cover it with a beer mat, invert it and put it on the table. Slide out the beer mat and go to the next pub!

 

Tell you mate that your ride is making a bad engine noise, lift the bonnet asking him to listen, when his head is well in the bay - press the horn!

 

When someone is playing with some electrical item, creep up behind them with a paper bag and boom!

 

Drill a hole in your mates mug and plug it with wax, then make him a lid of tea and quickly pass it to him.

 

Get your mates mobile, change the language in the menu to something he cannot understand.

 

Withhold your number and ring them just when you judge they are mid stream or wipe.

[AJarb]

Slug pellets in someones tea. Induces vomiting and sh**ting within a minute and not very nice. My old boss did it to this huge guy and he was not well at all!

[PeteB]

We used to get a kipper and rest it on someones exhaust manifold for it to slowly cook!

[Mick Stockbridge]

Slug pellets in someones tea. Induces vomiting and sh**ting within a minute and not very nice. My old boss did it to this huge guy and he was not well at all!

 

I,d have busted his face wide open.

[skyhuck]

I,d have busted his face wide open.

 

I would have restrained myself and sued him for every penny he owned!

[skyhuck]

slug pellets in someones tea. Induces vomiting and sh**ting within a minute and not very nice. My old boss did it to this huge guy and he was not well at all!

 

in no way is that a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mick Stockbridge]

I would have restrained myself and sued him for every penny he owned!

 

No way, I decide what goes into my body and no one else.

[PeteB]

When your mate falls asleep, put some sh foul smelling stuff on the back of his hand then tickle his nose.

 

One lad put an adult magazine in my snap bag, good job I looked in it before giving to my granny!

 

At school we occasionally hollowed out a stick of chalk then filled it up with mashed up match heads and left it on the blackboard. Friction would ignite it eventually.

 

When someone is reversing a big trailer to a halt, lie under the trailer when they get out and wriggle your legs as if you've been run over.