New Arb wife required - mines currently broken

[Big J]

This could be a golden opportunity for some lucky lass, but we have a position vacant for Arb Wife. Must be able to make sandwiches, lug timber and know when to jump out of the way of falling fencing stacks. The last position holder had to be let go due to short notice request for 6 weeks leave:

 

 

Please post your application complete with CV to the regular address

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

lol

 

you better hope she dont see this or youll be in trouble when she mends!

[Peter]

You forgot a bit:

 

"Please send photo of chainsaw"

[geoff]

Ahh bless...but she looks quite happy about her new circumstances!

[MikeTM150]

You forgot a bit:

 

"Please send photo of chainsaw"

 

[log dog]

are you insured ? the lady might claim !

[easy-lift guy]

She must be tough, with a smile on her face and a broken limb to boot!

easy-lift guy

[Big J]

are you insured ? the lady might claim !

 

I'm expecting to be contacted by Accident Lawyers for You in due course!

[janey]

Your ability to break wives is not a great selling point for any prospective newbies.

 

What have you done to the poor lass?

[Big J]

Your ability to break wives is not a great selling point for any prospective newbies.

 

What have you done to the poor lass?

 

 

We were milling a big pile of fencing and literally on the very last post added to the stack, it came toppling down (from about 4ft). Unfortunately, I think Kathryn must have tried to catch it and she got a bit squashed. She says it's amazing what a girl will do to get out of unloading a kiln!