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Well last night after reading all the forecasts for this winter and mixing in a bit of my own amateur weather forecasting I came up with my prediction for snow. Armed with my forecast I went to my local and told everyone that in our area it was going to snow around about Dec 20th. Everyone laughed and accused me of spreading this rumour to increase my firewood sales. I simply replied "I've almost sold out!" Shock,shock,horror! Everyone panicked! Took six orders there and then, rumour has spread and took another nine today! Now I'm praying for snow or I'll be hung drawn and quartered!

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Well last night after reading all the forecasts for this winter and mixing in a bit of my own amateur weather forecasting I came up with my prediction for snow. Armed with my forecast I went to my local and told everyone that in our area it was going to snow around about Dec 20th. Everyone laughed and accused me of spreading this rumour to increase my firewood sales. I simply replied "I've almost sold out!" Shock,shock,horror! Everyone panicked! Took six orders there and then, rumour has spread and took another nine today! Now I'm praying for snow or I'll be hung drawn and quartered!

 

haha quality. I might try something similar to get my stack of pop shifted so I can get stuck into my good stuff!

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