I Like trees but.........

[morningwood]

I like trees but.....

....it's more than that-

they've saved my life,

provided cash for the kids and wife,

Can't believe I've escaped the machine

and my working day's now surrounded with green.

I breathe fresh air-feel the wind in my hair,

have a laugh with the boys

no more stress

not a care

[danbrown87]

I like Trees, but I could'nt eat a whole one.

 

Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

I like trees but hate the way they giggle and go to the toilet in groups.

[Log-ologist]

I like trees but... ... only if they are Oak-ay.

[Glen Poole]

I like trees so much the wifey says i should have married one instead.

[Log-ologist]

i like trees but .... ....twos company, trees a crowd.

[cerneARB]

i like trees but....not when there just butt.

[skyhuck]

I like trees but, a man has to make a living!!

 

I like trees but, if I don't do it someone else will!! and I'll be gentle!!

[josharb87]

i like trees, but im not a boring hippy. . . . why are you walking away????

[treewizard]

i like trees but, i think my mrs thinks i`m seeing someone else.

[Rob D]

I like trees but they do make an awful mess on the roof, and they grow too big and my neighbour never gets his lopped back and leaves fall off and they're lifting up the house with the roots and they're bloody dangerous because a cone almost landed 20 yards from my wife last Sunday and at 5.48p.m the sun goes behind that branch over there and that's it we have no sun when we sit out on the patio at 5.55p.m for our evening drinks and that means our lives are totally ruined and I know it was here 60 years before we bought the house but the sun the precious sun, we must have more light, we must, so.... do us a favour mate.... just cut it down will you!