Nappy rash...

[felixthelogchopper]

Oh dear,its all getting a bit confused here!

 

That will be your age, Geoff. Time for cocoa and a repeat of Antiques Roadshow before bed. Just make sure it isn't too exciting an episode!

[geoff]

You say that like it's a bad thing

 

Trust you!

[felixthelogchopper]

Trust you!

 

I always enjoy dragging the level of conversation down to my own admittedly low level

[geoff]

I hadn't noticed....

 

I was going to confess to using slack ma girdle's sugestion,but feared the inevitable onslaught!

[slack ma girdle]

I hadn't noticed....:

 

I was going to confess to using slack ma girdle's sugestion,but feared the inevitable onslaught!

 

don't knock it, my wife loves the special dance move i perform for her when i putting them on.

[geoff]

I'm taking mine up a cup of tea in a minute to awake her,I shall give her a performance using my interpretation of your advice Slack,field report due in a couple of hours..................

[RobRainford]

I'm taking mine up a cup of tea in a minute to awake her,I shall give her a performance using my interpretation of your advice Slack,field report due in a couple of hours..................

 

Or minutes

[blazer]

nasty nasty, happens when its hot like Monday, pile cream is also good for sores and burns ect,ect........ and know i don't have piles.....

 

Store it carefully - I remember my dad saying," that new toothpaste of yours tasts funny"? I can still see his facxe when she told him it was pile cream.

 

When I used to work on deepsea tankers we often had,'Dhobi rash' caused by sweating 2 gallons per day in the engine room at 60 deg C and not rincing out our pants well enough, in the 'twin beercan cycle washing m/c's'.

 

Basic merchantnavy cloths washing cycle - put days washing in m/c, sit at back of ship with beer can, when empty go back and put on rince, again sit on back of ship with another beer can when finished put cloths over engineroom rails, go back to ships bar:thumbup1:

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

E45 cream is cheap and seems to be sorting out the itching sweat rash.

 

Ballistic trousers and having your gonads jammed in a harness all day is crap in summer!

[Graham]

E45 cream is cheap and seems to be sorting out the itching sweat rash.

 

Ballistic trousers and having your gonads jammed in a harness all day is crap

 

in summer!

 

I'm really glad this subject was raised as I was beginning to think there was something wrong downstairs:001_smile: