now i have heard it all

[brassmonkey001]

Does he want it glued or nailed back together?

I hope you took photos so you'll know how it looked beforehand.

[janey]

????

 

What does he think you do with your arisings? Run a log sactuary and lovingly look after them until they can be rehomed with a suitable new owner?

 

How did he take your suitably dry and sarcastic answer?

[Ty Korrigan]

Hello,

Weird that, we were recently threatend with a civil action from a client who weeks ago asked us to remove the arisings from a laurel felling job.

She wanted the wood back and only the very same wood would do!

We offered her alternative wood but NO.

So we dug around and found Madam is a malicious litigant whose pleasure it is to employ tradesmen then fight them to avoid paying the bill.

She has however already paid us though so this must be an after thought on her behalf.

Ty

[easy-lift guy]

She sounds like a Bitter Bat to me.

elg

[trees1976]

hello guys!!! just a quick question ,how difficolt in cs30 assessment????especially for someone like me ,who is not english but italian?????? thanks......

[Stereo]

One of my neighbours is like that. She gets guys to jobs and then sues them for damaging the house or garden etc. Well known for it.

[defenderjack]

hello guys!!! just a quick question ,how difficolt in cs30 assessment????especially for someone like me ,who is not english but italian?????? thanks......

 

Random ????? you might want to stick your own thread up ? i did i miss a joke

[button1803]

that is something special... looks like you have a new conny dump!

[Mark Bolam]

hello guys!!! just a quick question ,how difficolt in cs30 assessment????especially for someone like me ,who is not english but italian?????? thanks......

 

Best derail ever mate.

 

Bellissimo!