Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[High Scale]

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish factory.

[PeteB]

"Right Lads, go big early on that site".

 

"As busy as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest".

 

"He was up an down like a whores pants on boat race night"!

[PeteB]

"any more of your blather, and you can make these beds on your own woman"!

 

"Do you want to 'phone a friend, oh, you ain't got any"!

[jonnie t]

Face like a smacked arse

[jonnie t]

She was so big she had her own postcode

[RPA]

Please do not be offended!

 

Fart and give me a clue

 

Give her a slap and ride the ripples

 

Niether from personal experiance

[PeteB]

Please do not be offended!

 

Fart and give me a clue

 

Give her a slap and ride the ripples

 

Niether from personal experiance

 

Bin thur, dun that!!!

[Lee Winger]

My favorite saying usually comes with some sign language ''UP YOURS!''

[PeteB]

"It was enough to make a cat laff".

 

"I haven't laffed that much since Granny caught her tits in the mangle"!

 

"as soft as a bag of puppies".

[TheTreeWiseMen]

Pair of tits like two Arabs fighting in a tent.