Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[PeteB]

her skin was like a peach, a rugby peech!

[A_lopa]

Quickthorn-or.."face like a burning orphanage"

 

HAHA!!!love it!

 

A badly packed kebab-

 

A big mac with the patty hangin out

[vduben]

''are you talking to me or chewing on a brick because either way your gonna loose your teeth''

''bull dog chewing on a wasp''

''ay up serry''

[MattyF]

about as funny as a burning orphanage.

 

I like spending time with you as it makes me feel better about myself.

 

cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

 

Smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast

 

my favs

[vduben]

more chins than a chinese phone book!!

''thru the eye of a needle''

[Paul Barton]

"as rare as rocking horse ****"

 

and

 

"tastes like Ghandi's flip-flops" are two of my favourites.

[Kev Stephenson]

A lad at work who likes his women bigger than average says 'a feint heart never fukced a pig'

[TimR]

Smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast

 

 

what a guy

[MattyF]

what a guy

 

LOL rimmer being brave from red dwawf was a classic and that text has gotta be used when doing some lame arse bull

[Stumper]

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.