Tip of the day!

[RobRainford]

I'll remember that chilli tip! We've got some super hot chillis growing in the poly tunnel. Normal ones from tesco are 60,000 scoville units. These ones are 1million! That would cause some serious discomfort on the crown jewels!

[WeeDee]

Keep de-odourant and Ralgex sprays on different shelves!

[The tree monkey]

don't rip the starter cord off your 20 when you're 50 foot up an ash in the wind.not cool!!!

[RobRainford]

Dont eat a chilli pepper and spicy pepperoni pizza and wake up in the morning expecting pain free repercussions.

[gibbon]

After chopping fresh chillies for your Thai Red Curry, avoid the urge to stick yer hand down yer pants to scratch your testicles, otherwise a period of crotch fidgeting discomfort could ensue!

 

Been there too and know the pain. Got to dunk the plums in yogurt to put the fire out

[Big J]

After chopping fresh chillies for your Thai Red Curry, avoid the urge to stick yer hand down yer pants to scratch your testicles, otherwise a period of crotch fidgeting discomfort could ensue!

 

 

On a similar vein, the same rule applies for Deep Heat. Back when I was cycling competitively, I applied some to my legs, then went for the nut scratch. 2 hours of agony ensued!

[Paulfreebury]

As a prank we used to put deep heat on toilet door handles!!