Things you say during the day.

[Matthew Arnold]

Trust me i work for the council. Always gets funny looks:lol:

[nevi11e]

It's alright! Pigeons don't count!

[Harrison2604]

"You're barking up the wrong tree surgeon mate!!"

 

I don't say it, but it makes me laugh ha

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

Clients neighbour- "ive never been so insulted in all my life"

My mate- "you wanna get out more then love!"

[greengrafter]

Trust me i work for the council. Always gets funny looks:lol:

 

I'm not surprised..... we all know, no one does any work in the council!!

[csservices]

"handballing job" has got me some funny looks in the past, plus usually yelling at each other with ear muffs down only to realise client or joe public is stood nearby current favourite put down for any numpty behaviour on a job is "one million sperm and you were the fastest!"

[RopeKnight]

Don't worry, it will grow.

[treeman22tyger]

as Jesus says "Let`s get the flock out of here"

 

About an attractive over-weight girl "more cushion for the pushing" as my oppo always says.

 

when covered in dust ..the usual.... "can you blow me off!!"

 

and like someone has already said "can you put it back up?"

 

another one.. "does your kettle work?"........."two teas please both with 2 sugars"

 

"The sawdust will rot down within 2 weeks"

 

"conifer burns really well on your open fire"

 

"want any woodchip/logs?"

 

"can you just chip up this brash for me as your here?" Customers neighbour with a garden full of connie brash they did over the weekend!!!!

 

Customers phoning up and asking "how much to fell a tree???"....Me.."anywhere between £50 and £1500."

 

Famous Lies.....The check is in the post, and I wont cum in your mouth.........cracks me up every time!!!lol