Things you say during the day.

[Lorry thompson]

Phrase I got from Scrapheap Challenge with the Barley Pickers [ West Country Farmers ]

 

After felling a tree, or someone else and looking over, as loud as you can in a Wurzel Gummage style voice...

 

PROPERRRRRR JOBBBBBB !

 

Read this yesterday felled a tree and it just came out PROPERRRR JOBBBBB:lol:

[Matthew Arnold]

Got a few:

 

- Giving their bush a trimming.

- Die, Weeds, Die (Spraying)

- Run, Forest, Run (when setting up for felling)

- Get the suckie blowie

- Oh fish tits (when in member of publics garden and something goes wrong)

[Ian Flatters]

Currently the phrase i am mostly using is 'this Greenmech is a pile of poo!!!!!' as it breaks down for the tenth time that day.

[john p]

have lost count of the times a customer has said after felling,"not that one"or "can you put it back up"!getting harder and harder to force a chuckle.

[testcricket01]

Currently the phrase i am mostly using is 'this Greenmech is a pile of poo!!!!!' as it breaks down for the tenth time that day.

 

and barely gets the chip in the back of the truck and leaks desiel and wont break a folk from a little flower let alone a tree branch and its only a 10plate greenmech ooo how i hate greenmech now never will get one after useing that

[Ian Flatters]

and barely gets the chip in the back of the truck and leaks desiel and wont break a folk from a little flower let alone a tree branch and its only a 10plate greenmech ooo how i hate greenmech now never will get one after useing that

 

Yeah thats the one! Bunged up solid today had me cleaning out the chute, neil on the flywheel grrrrrr:thumbdown:

 

And you mean blows a fuel pipe so it sprays it everywhere.

[Stereo]

Yer boy, come yer, put yer yer yer and see if ee can yer wots yer.

 

Proper job.

[Taupotreeman]

Yer boy, come yer, put yer yer yer and see if ee can yer wots yer.

 

Proper job.

 

Yup! Definately need that one translating

[blazer]

Customer; do you expect any problems cutting down my tree?

 

tree guy: I don't know yet.

 

Customer; why is that? you are experienced ?

 

tree guy:Yes I'm experienced but I haven't choppped 'this' tree down before:thumbup:

 

Best way of showing the customer how far the tree is going to fall, using the old country boy technique - 'the seeupyourbuttscope'. Stand with back to tree, walk away untill far enough and bend down, put your head through you legs - and when you can see the top of the tree, thats how far the top will reach. Really gives confidence in your modern skills. It really works, to check calibration I have to put my head on the ground:sneaky2:

[Stephen Blair]

It should of been get me a can of suncream:lol:

 

I can't attach much to a rope withsunscreen, it's easier with a karabina