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BORING!

 

 

 

BORING BORING BORING!

 

 

how about,

 

you leave a trail of sawdust around the house,

 

You cant stop looking at trees when your driving around, and say to the wife / partner 'terrible work that'

 

you have erotic dreams about climbing equipment

 

you keep your car keys on a carrabiner

 

your chainsaw boots are the envy of all the local Goths in the pub

 

You spend 'quality time' on arbtalk:001_tongue:

 

 

LMAO!!!!! :001_tongue:

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when your on holiday abroad suns up waters loverly and you cant wait to get back to work

 

i know im sad

 

i know the feeling going spain next month didnt wanna go holiday is gonna drag will just wanna go back to work lol:blushing:

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ha,ha you just described me.

 

you know your a tree surgeon when you take your boots of at end of day and leave a mound of sawdust.

BORING!

 

 

 

BORING BORING BORING!

 

 

how about,

 

you leave a trail of sawdust around the house,

 

You cant stop looking at trees when your driving around, and say to the wife / partner 'terrible work that'

 

you have erotic dreams about climbing equipment

 

you keep your car keys on a carrabiner

 

your chainsaw boots are the envy of all the local Goths in the pub

 

You spend 'quality time' on arbtalk:001_tongue:

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When you compare chipper sizes almost like your penis.

 

my ones bigger then yours syndrome lol.

 

When you get wood for a new top handel.

 

When your pants are full of saw chips rubbing ya balls some what nasty lol.

 

Or ya wipe ya bum later only to find fur stuck to ya bum lol.

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when you put a log on the fire and before you do you tell everyone inthe room which tree job and were it was from in detail.

 

 

Or drive past a site of a great takedown and proceed to describe the job in detail when the tree is now history.

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you constantly tell a client your not "a gardener" even though its not getting through.

 

your head twist faster to see a mog than it does to see a women ( fingers crossed someone else does that or ive got problems)

 

you can spot a fresh cut 100 feet up at a thousand yards from the car

 

you can remember and recall every cut on a large take down from years ago but forget her birthday and anniversary every year.......

 

great thread made me really laugh

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