You know your a Tree Surgeon when...

[Dean Lofthouse]

When the customer says, "can I keep all the logs" then suddenly, even 2" is a log.

[THE88MAN]

when your dyson never makes it to the end of the warranty period

[jamesw]

When you hear the words

"while your here could you just?"

turn you into a potential murderer

[Frank]

...........you have to replace your 32nd mobile phone in the last 2 years.(dust)

...........you get up on sunday morning to take the dogs for a walk and pull on your hi-flex.

...........at 7:10am , when the morning mist is still rising and the birds are cheering you on as you tie in your anchor point at the highest point of the tallest tree in the area and you sit back look around take a breath and realise your office has the best view.

[John Shutler]

when you wish you had the spare day to subby on that dismantle

[THE88MAN]

when your so sad you have to watch them women with chainsaws on channel 4,and your so poor you can't afford sky+ and record it therefore causing a sudden dearth in arbtalk posts!!

[Bob Rolfe]

when your on holiday abroad suns up waters loverly and you cant wait to get back to work

 

i know im sad

[TREELINE]

You ignore the 'overshoes' your missus has nicked from the local pool and tread crap over the recently hoovered(again) floors. and say Oh yeah sorry luv - do you know where my keys are?

[tree monkey]

when you put a log on the fire and before you do you tell everyone inthe room which tree job and were it was from in detail.

[Mozza]

Your car is dirtier on the inside than the outside (or is that just mine )