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Mike Hill
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I thought I'd start a thread for everyone to add a little somthing to.

 

You know your a Tree Surgeon when emptying your vacume cleaner looks supprisingly like dumping a chip truck.

 

When there are chainsaw parts in the dishwasher.

 

Your mates applaude you sqeaking a chip truck through "width restrictors" at 40mph.

 

So all,lets hear yours.

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you get your first huge tree rigged down without damaging anything.

i take it that you didnt on your firtst then dean

 

:001_tongue:

 

you are a tree chopper when you learn not to slip of your spikes (as much):thumbdown:

or when you can actually think 100% and control a job from up the tree

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you get your first huge tree rigged down without damaging anything.

 

BORING!

 

..and you go that extra little bit more on an extreme limb walk just to get a proper pruning cut.

 

BORING BORING BORING!

 

 

how about,

 

you leave a trail of sawdust around the house,

 

You cant stop looking at trees when your driving around, and say to the wife / partner 'terrible work that'

 

you have erotic dreams about climbing equipment

 

you keep your car keys on a carrabiner

 

your chainsaw boots are the envy of all the local Goths in the pub

 

You spend 'quality time' on arbtalk:001_tongue:

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