You Know Your a Tree Surgeon When...

[Treegeek]

Your hands are blighted by perm-a-dirt.

Youve cut the pockets of your hoodie cos every time you go for some cash you throw saw chips at the girl at the till.

You start to wonder what the wife would look like in your new harness only your new harness

[branch]

...the weight of your climbing rope doesnt matter! lol

[Ginja]

when you are sat on arbtalk at 1.40am because you can't sleep for all the little things you forgot to do because there aren't enough hours in the day to be the main climber, run the business, study for a degree in arb and have a relationship with your other half. When you can't sleep because no matter which way you lie something blinkin hurts!

When you drive round looking up at trees rather than at the road.

When newbies are very annoying.

[Mortimer Firewood]

When you wake the missis trying to start a chainsaw in your sleep.

[harvey b davison]

When suddenly your everyones best friend ie,

 

Have you got ?????

Can you just ????

[blazer]

when you spend the entire time that your out walking with the missus constantly looking at trees

 

When out for 'nature walks' with my wife looking at light beams on fresh spring flowers in regenerated woodland areas, I keep talking about old stump hinges.

[blazer]

:blushing:when you have had an emergancy s**t in the back of a mog:blushing:

 

Not yours I hope:blushing:

[Czlowiek Drzewo]

when you get excited when you have an nice big removal coming up which will involve lots of fun.

[Czlowiek Drzewo]

when you multi tasking skills are off the chart!

[David Goss]

...when every radiator in the house has a pile of sawdust under it where you have been drying your gear after a day in the rain.

...when your pal asks if you want to go to the gym for a workout and you reply with "hahahahahaaaaah"