New lad funny stories!

[reidy]

I work in my mates butchers shop when ive no work on . He had the apprentice hang mince meat on hooks kid was a real numpty kept on trying though !!

[tommer9]

My mate was up to it with his missus on the dark green velour settee, and in his words there was a bit of 'spillage'...The next day his monster in law came to see his missus for afternoon tea, and she returned with the tea to find her mother licking her finger trying to get the 'spilt milk' stain out of the cushion:puke::lol:

[Dean Lofthouse]

When I was HGV mechanicing, a driver came into the workshops and asked for some oil as his wagon was low on oil and needed topping up.

 

He went away with a part drum of 20 litres of engine oil.

 

He came back wanting more, "bloody hell it must have been low" I said, passing him another 20 litre drum.

 

Shortly after he came back for some more.......

 

 

Whoe whoe whoe I said, what you doing selling it ??

 

When I went to check, he had the cab jacked up and was filling the engine to the top till he could see the oil in the rocker cover

[Lorry thompson]

I remember a lad telling me he done something similair on a 7 half tonner, pulled up in the petrol station and filled the engine up with diesel he thought the spout with the oil sign on between the cab was for fuel haha

[treequip]

I remember a lad telling me he done something similair on a 7 half tonner, pulled up in the petrol station and filled the engine up with diesel he thought the spout with the oil sign on between the cab was for fuel haha

 

Back in my LA days a chargehand admonished me for not having enough water in the truck (he had been driving it on my day off). He had put 10l of water in the ENGINE and driven it around all day, despite the fact the oil filler had a picture of an oil can on it? “well that’s where the water filler is on my truck”………..:001_rolleyes:

[treequip]

We once convinced a lad that he could “bump start” the chipper (dead battery) by wrapping a rope around the flywheel, tying it off to something solid and driving off.

 

 

Needless to say we didn’t let him try it

Edited September 10, 2010 by treequip
We didn't let him do it

[PeteB]

Ask a new starter to go into Betty's newsagent for a pint of Pigeons Milk, Betty told him that she was out and would Badgers Milk do?

 

I wonder where he is now, certainly isn't treework - probably earning millions in the city!