selling something on ebay again

[felixthelogchopper]

Superb

[Dean Lofthouse]

The questions to seller are well worth a look through

[Tommy_B]

I've just read through the questions to seller and the one about the McDonalds bag made me laugh so much I woke the Mrs up. She's not happy now...

[Dean Lofthouse]

The listing has now been removed by ebay

 

It was good while it lasted and was good publicity for ebay, plus they got fee's for it

 

Spoil sports

 

The listing had over 500 people watching and I received over 120 questions which I filtered for the best ones

 

Reason below:

Dear pecontools([email protected]),

 

We appreciate that you chose eBay to list your listing(s). However, we have removed your (s) because it breaches our Human Body Parts and Remains policy.

 

330446156312 - One useless groundy tree surgery surgeon stihl chainsaw

 

 

Why did we remove your listing?

 

You listed Human Being. Humans, the human body, or any human body parts, including human skulls or skeletons, are not permitted to be sold on eBay. Please don't relist.

 

In accordance with our User Agreement, items prohibited by law or by eBay policy are not allowed on eBay.

 

You're not allowed to list live or dead people or human body parts on eBay. Examples of prohibited body parts include, but are not limited to, organs, bone, blood, waste, sperm and eggs.

 

You may not include such items as a gift, prize or giveaway in connection with an item listed on eBay. Items that contain human hair (e.g., lockets) may be listed on eBay.

 

For more information on copy this link into a new browser window:

 

http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/policies/remains.html

 

We understand it's frustrating to see your listing end. Please be assured our actions are focused on our policies and we're not singling you out. We apply the same rules to every listing we look into.

 

To clarify what's allowed, we may provide a tutorial for sellers who've had an item removed. The next time you sell, you may be asked to take this tutorial. Once you've completed it successfully, please review your alerts and messages in My eBay for any other possible concerns. If there are no other issues, you should be able to sell again.

 

IMPORTANT NOTICE: If your listings breach eBay policy in future, your eBay privileges could be suspended. We value you as a member of our community and wish to continue this relationship, so we must ask you to refrain from further breaches of the User Agreement and eBay policy.

 

Please review eBay's Prohibited and Restricted Items guidelines and User Agreement by copying these links into a new browser window

 

http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/sell/item_allowed.html

http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/policies/user-agreement.html

 

 

For more information on why eBay removes s, or to write to us with questions, please copy this link into a new browser window:

 

http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/confidence/listing-ended.html

 

Thank you for your cooperation in this important matter.

 

 

Regards,

 

eBay Trust & Safety

 

 

H5173

Edited June 27, 2010 by Dean Lofthouse

[Ian C]

You could argue Dean that your listing was not truely Human! comes from a sub species called fat lazy F ucker.

[Tommy_B]

Thats gutting!! The questions were one of the funniest things I've read for ages. What you going to do with him now Dean? Stick him in the Free Ads in the Paper?

[Dean Lofthouse]

He worked for me about two years ago Tommy, I was browsing through photo's on my comp and found two of him asleep so thought I'd have some fun.

 

I rang him and told him to look.....

 

Good fun while it lasted

 

I tell you something though, the lad weighed 27 stone when he started with me, he lost about 8 stone in six months and he was like a bull dozer at dragging brash