True stories

[eggsarascal]

Tell us yours, I may have told this before, but here goes.

 

I’m fairly sure it was ‘84 when my mates parents took me to Glastonbury, we met up with a mate of theirs who’d nicked a hearse from the undertaker’s  he worked for to get there!  Tell us your stories. You 

[Stubby]

I think it was 1847 , maybe 48 . I was riding my unicorn across the boundary between Constantinople and Asia minor when I came across what looked like a silver oil lamp . I picked it up and gave it a polish and out popped this geezer . I will grant you two  wishes for setting me free . I said nice one dude . Can I have a pint pot that when you get halfway down if magically refills ? Sure he said and shazam there it was , worked a treat . And what would be your second wish good sir . I said fcuk it , I'll have another one of those bud........Dho

[Will C]

When we were in nam we used to do the yard of ale but due to a lack of ale we used napalm, to this day I’ve still got firey farts

[Peasgood]

Drove a horse and caravan from Bentham Fair to Chester single handed, took 2 days (100 miles).

No idea what the rush was.

[Honda]

Once my car insurance renewal quote was lower than the year before.

[eggsarascal]

2 hours ago, Stubby said:

I think it was 1847 , maybe 48 . I was riding my unicorn across the boundary between Constantinople and Asia minor when I came across what looked like a silver oil lamp . I picked it up and gave it a polish and out popped this geezer . I will grant you two  wishes for setting me free . I said nice one dude . Can I have a pint pot that when you get halfway down if magically refills ? Sure he said and shazam there it was , worked a treat . And what would be your second wish good sir . I said fcuk it , I'll have another one of those bud........Dho

I believe ya mate, millions wouldn’t!

[eggsarascal]

2 hours ago, Peasgood said:

Drove a horse and caravan from Bentham Fair to Chester single handed, took 2 days (100 miles).

No idea what the rush was.

I bow hauled a narrowboat from Great Haywood (Stafford) to Stoke, took me a week, wouldn’t fancy doing it again!

[eggsarascal]

2 hours ago, Will C said:

When we were in nam we used to do the yard of ale but due to a lack of ale we used napalm, to this day I’ve still got firey farts

Cheltenham?

[Will C]

32 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Cheltenham?

Nar Hanoi!

[jimboy]

About 40 years ago, I took a dump on HRH The Queen's (RIP) throne. Now before you all  blast me for being a raving Scottish SNP haggis munching anti Royalist heathen bar steward -I will enlighten you all later....... (to be continued).