Jokes???

[Tommy_B]

i told the wife that i kept getting a burning sensation in my arse and did not know what it was ?

she said ring sting

i said what makes you think he'll know :lol:

 

Hahahaha!!! I've just lost a mouthful of tea to that one!! Excellent!!

[Lorry thompson]

Hahaha same here that's class

[Martyn Amos]

QUOTE=Tommy_B;457089]Hahahaha!!! I've just lost a mouthful of tea to that one!! Excellent!!

 

:thumbup:

[Martyn Amos]

Hahaha same here that's class

 

tis a good un lor

made me laugh me head off,when sent to me as a text in the middle of the forestry,i almost dropped my saw:thumbup:

[Lorry thompson]

I love jokes like that my wife doesn't share the same enthusiasm like haha

[Lorry thompson]

THE SUN- Woman addicted to eating sofas!...........Sounds like she has a suite tooth

[bob]

WARNING! There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagonwheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Gingernut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammie Dodger might get away with it!

 

Is that a true story or a joke?

[Lorry thompson]

What do you call a chinese pervert?Pee Ping Tom

[Lorry thompson]

Is that a true story or a joke?

 

I spotted a couple of arbtalk members in there haha

[Bob Rolfe]

R.I.P Eddie Stobart. They are already making a film about him, Ive just seen the trailer!

 

 

From Bobs iPhone