Jokes???

[SamanthaSunny]

3 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Oddly that is often characteristic of Islanders,  unless fishermen obvs, K

I was born in Birmingham ? I moved here with my Husband who is from Glasgow when we both left the Army and I absolutely love it ❤️ Time has stopped here ?

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

15 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

I got a pack of Tesco 'finest' sausages today

 

Underneath a picture of Jamie Oliver it says prick with a fork.

That would be a technical and culinary error Egger. 
 

One shouldn’t ‘prick’ ones sausages during cooking since it allows heat, moisture, fat to escape from within the self contained cooking environment.  The sausage casing is intended to remain intact so as to create an even cook of the product as one might expect in a mini-casserole type scenario.  Retention of steam is essential to the cooking process as retention of fat is to flavour. 
 

This is only really essential when using ‘quality’ sausages. 
 

Bargain basement sawdust and ground sphincter variants, meh, don’t make much difference what you do with dem. 

[Stubby]

5 hours ago, Samantha48 said:

I was born in Birmingham ? I moved here with my Husband who is from Glasgow when we both left the Army and I absolutely love it ❤️ Time has stopped here ?

Have you got some of that different colored sand ? ?

[eggsarascal]

4 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

That would be a technical and culinary error Egger. 
 

One shouldn’t ‘prick’ ones sausages during cooking since it allows heat, moisture, fat to escape from within the self contained cooking environment.  The sausage casing is intended to remain intact so as to create an even cook of the product as one might expect in a mini-casserole type scenario.  Retention of steam is essential to the cooking process as retention of fat is to flavour. 
 

This is only really essential when using ‘quality’ sausages. 
 

Bargain basement sawdust and ground sphincter variants, meh, don’t make much difference what you do with dem. 

It's  a joke Mr Johnson, one is allowed to add a bit of bullshit, you've only got to look at some of the posts in the Brexit and US election threads to know that.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

It's  a joke Mr Johnson, one is allowed to add a bit of bullshit, you've only got to look at some of the posts in the Brexit and US election threads to know that.

I don’t want you consuming sub optimal product though Egger!

 

See, beneath this rugged exterior there is a soft, caring, compassionate soul....

 

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Edited October 24, 2020 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[eggsarascal]

12 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

It don’t want you consuming sub optimal product though Egger!

 

See, beneath this rugged exterior there is a soft, caring, compassionate soul....

 

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I understand you've got my best interests at heart Mr Johnson and I feel the same about you.

 

Belive me, at nearly 50 years of age I won't do anything silly with Jamie Oliver's sausage.

[SamanthaSunny]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

Have you got some of that different colored sand ? ?

? we do have that at the Needles ?? I will send you some if your desperate ??? x

[Stubby]

Just now, Samantha48 said:

? we do have that at the Needles ?? I will send you some if your desperate ??? x

??? .  No worries I was just being a twatt . Used to fish off the Nab Tower and the Needles

[SamanthaSunny]

Just now, Stubby said:

??? .  No worries I was just being a twatt . Used to fish off the Nab Tower and the Needles

Both beautiful places and I guessed you were taking the piss lol ? next time your on the Island message me so I can ask you a million questions while your here about Tree surgery lol ? I am only just starting out ??‍♀️

[eggsarascal]

9 minutes ago, Samantha48 said:

Both beautiful places and I guessed you were taking the piss lol ? next time your on the Island message me so I can ask you a million questions while your here about Tree surgery lol ? I am only just starting out ??‍♀️

Our Stubby's got plenty of experience, he felled the trees for Noah's Ark.